Dragon seat covers from K-Mart it is then!

I'm also toying with the idea of a nice big dragon along the sides, probably in straight black. So to keep with the whole black/red theme I might also just go with a plain black 'Con symbol on the back.

Best part is I know a guy who does it through work so I might even be able to get him to make up a "To Punish and Enslave" 'Con logo instead of just the plain one.