Another parody of Disney's "Let It Go" from Frozen.
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GO ONLINE
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I walked into my local toy store
Not a new toy to be seen
Non-converters clogging shelves
And simplified toys to the brim

My need is howling like a swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, so I went on-line

Generations, Masterpieces,
All the good toys that we just never see
Faster, cheaper, online I go
Cos locals blow!

Transformers, Transformers,
I'd rather buy from actual stores
Transformers, Transformers,
Couldn't stand it anymore!

I can't risk
Missing out on good toys
That don't come out here,
But I'd rather buy locally anyway!

Many toys we've missed out on
Makes our local range seem small
The easy and expensive toys
Don't sell too well at all!

It's time to see what I can try
To go online where I can buy
More choice, no stress, more toys for me - such glee!

Transformers, Transformers
I will get what I want to buy
Transformers, Transformers
You'll never see me cry!

Pre-orders
Make it cheaper still
With toys from Japan!

My order travel along the air, ground and sea
It reaches Customs where it lingers for eternity
And one thought crystallises in my impatient mind
It's already in our land
Just bring it to my hand!

Transformers, Transformers
Credit card or PayPal is okay
Transformers, Transformers
It sure beats using eBay!

If local stores
Won't stock the new lines
I shall go on-line,
But I'd rather buy locally anyway!