Transformers Filks

[GoktimusPrime]

By all means please do (so as you credit me for the lyrics)

[GoktimusPrime]

Sung to the tune of You're Simply The Best"
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You've collected Transformers for these thirty years
Decepticons, Autobots, have no fear
You never stopped, buying all the toys you need
Gathered a lifetime of Transformers and a world of dreams
You've got videos and Blu Rays and DVDs
And the comic books, you know the lore with just one look, baby

You're simply obsessed, more obsessed than all the rest,
More obsessed than anyone, anyone I've ever met
You never gave up, you stuck by the best and worst
Without your support, the franchise would already be dead

Wear Transformers apparel of every night and every day
With passion, you get lost, even carried away
Just as long as there are toys to buy you could be in no better place

You're simply obsessed, more obsessed than all the rest,
More obsessed than anyone, anyone I've ever met
You know all their names, their personalities and their strife

Oh three decades on now, baby Transformers is your life
Each new wave that comes out, you start losing control,
Transformers has got your heart and soul
With the Transformers you're just never alone
Oh baby don't let go!

And you're simply obsessed, more obsessed than all the rest,
More obsessed than anyone, anyone I've ever met
You know what would work, it's not like those other passing trends
Through thick and thin, oh for you it just never ends, ooh you're obsessed!

[GoktimusPrime]

Sung to the tune of Let It Go
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I went out to buy Transformers last night
Not a new toy to be seen
Shelfwarming one step changers
Overflowing at the seams

It is amazing how retail stores have survived
Couldn't find new toys, Primus knows I tried!

Bring on new toys, please let us see
Toys that make us want to pay your fees
Where are these toys, please let us know
We want to know!

Please Hasbro, please Hasbro
Can't hold it back anymore
Please Hasbro, please Hasbro
Local stores are such a bore!

Stores should care
Who we're going to pay
Or they'll lose those sales
More folks are going online nowadays

It's crappy how Australia
Has skipped on so much stuff
With the passion that once drove us
Collecting's getting tough

It's time to see what we can do
Release the toys and we'll be true
Need to strike while the iron's hot, we plea!

Please Hasbro, please Hasbro
Give us what we want to buy
Please Hasbro, please Hasbro
Frustration makes us cry!

We will spend
And we would pay
Bring the toy sales on!

Why are Gen'rations proving just so hard to find?
The Australian market's being ever quickly left behind
And one thought crystallises like an icy blast
These Generations toys
Seriously kick some @®$3!

Please Hasbro, please Hasbro
Go ahead and release these toys
Please Hasbro, please Hasbro
For happy girls and boys

Cash in hand
But where can we pay
Without going on line?
Finding toys in stores would really make our day

[GoktimusPrime]

Another parody of Disney's "Let It Go" from Frozen.
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GO ONLINE
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I walked into my local toy store
Not a new toy to be seen
Non-converters clogging shelves
And simplified toys to the brim

My need is howling like a swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, so I went on-line

Generations, Masterpieces,
All the good toys that we just never see
Faster, cheaper, online I go
Cos locals blow!

Transformers, Transformers,
I'd rather buy from actual stores
Transformers, Transformers,
Couldn't stand it anymore!

I can't risk
Missing out on good toys
That don't come out here,
But I'd rather buy locally anyway!

Many toys we've missed out on
Makes our local range seem small
The easy and expensive toys
Don't sell too well at all!

It's time to see what I can try
To go online where I can buy
More choice, no stress, more toys for me - such glee!

Transformers, Transformers
I will get what I want to buy
Transformers, Transformers
You'll never see me cry!

Pre-orders
Make it cheaper still
With toys from Japan!

My order travel along the air, ground and sea
It reaches Customs where it lingers for eternity
And one thought crystallises in my impatient mind
It's already in our land
Just bring it to my hand!

Transformers, Transformers
Credit card or PayPal is okay
Transformers, Transformers
It sure beats using eBay!

If local stores
Won't stock the new lines
I shall go on-line,
But I'd rather buy locally anyway!

[GoktimusPrime]

Sung to the tune of the South Park theme song

I'm going down to Earth's Park
Gonna have myself a time
Giant robots everywhere
Hiding out with transformations

I'm gonna collect some Earth's Park
Gonna leave my cash behind
Hasbro's brand new profit margins
Scalpers charging massive fortunes

Heading on up to Earth's Park
Gonna see what I can buy
I love toys with boxes minty
I love toys at retail prices

Some come on down the Earth's Park
And meet see some Bots of mine