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    heres something i came up with in the Carribean


    To the tune of "My life as a 50 yr old virgin" by S.Witwicky, 2007 Scotty brothers records


    "Isn't it jolly nice to have a Grimlock? Isnt it jolly nice to have an Op?

    your G1 slugfest, your Ironfist your Beastwars K9

    Your Ravage in its box

    So 3 cheers for your Cliffjumper or custom Sparkplug
    3 cheers for your 1 eye Unicron
    Your Peter Cullen your Scott Mcneil

    Mint in box, mint on card

    we dont need no food, buy the stupid toy

    buy buy buy

    buy buy buy

    buy motherluncheow buy buy buy!
    Touch the moon touch the moon, Primus you fool, Optimus aint no prime,Rodimus you are the chosen one in time!!!

    filks suck

    yeahhhh yeah yeah

    expressing yourself should be made EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee legallllll!!!!"

    (super guitar solo)

    dooo dooo ddoooo tishhhhhhhhhhhh (symbols clashing)

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    ...I don't know this song. Can you provide a link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime View Post
    ...I don't know this song. Can you provide a link?
    no

    i cant find one on the internet (shock horror)

    Try asking a record shop if they have one of those cds u can listen to, like a demo, listen b4 u buy etc

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    Hmm... quick filk check. 11 Transformers filks in my scratch file, although some of them are a bit crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roller View Post
    i cant find one on the internet
    Not even at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ ?

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    more than a feeling by soundwave(G1)

    i woke up this morning and starscream was gone
    i listen to my music to start the day
    i lost ravage in a familar song
    i closed my eyes and i flew away

    its more than a killing *more than a killing
    when i hear that old gun blast away
    i begin destroying *more than a killing
    till i see megatron kill michael bay
    i see megatron killing michael bay

    So many bots have come and gunned
    Their lazers fade as the autobots die
    Yet I still reload and kill on
    As clear as my gun firing from the sky

    its more than a killing *more than a killing
    when i hear that old gun blast away
    i begin destroying *more than a killing
    till i see megatron kill michael bay
    i see megatron killing michael bay

    When Im out of ammo and cant reload
    I call for the sweeps, and send out rumble
    And watch as he sends tremors while im in the sky
    I closed my eyes and fly away
    i fly awa y. i fly away.

    ts more than a killing *more than a killing
    when i hear that old gun blast away
    i begin destroying *more than a killing
    till i see megatron kill michael bay
    i see megatron killing michael bay



    soo what do you guys think? too goriful? i could make up another if that ones too bad

    heres another
    wake me up before you go go waspinators version

    waspinator [4X]

    You put the boom-boom into my armor
    You send my head flying high when your shooting starts
    all this pain into my brain
    Goes a zap-zap-zap 'til i go insane
    But something's zapping you
    Something ain't right
    Megatron told me what you did last night
    Left me hanging from a thread
    I was dieng, but I should have killed with you instead.

    blow him up before you go-go
    Don't make him destroy me again oh no no
    blow him up before you go-go
    I don't want to miss you blowing him sky high
    blow him up before you go-go
    'Cause I'm not plannin' on fighting solo
    blow him up before you go-go
    Then take me blasting tonight
    I wanna hit them high (yeah, yeah)

    once the grey skies are out of my way
    You can then take on Doris Day
    Explosions brighter them flame
    My blasts per minute never been the same

    'Cause you're my leader, I'm really a fool
    It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
    Come on, master, let's go fight
    i wont get blown up and everything will be all right

    blow him up before you go-go
    Don't make him destroy me again oh no no
    blow him up before you go-go
    I don't want to miss you blowing him sky high
    blow him up before you go-go
    'Cause I'm not plannin' on fighting solo
    blow him up before you go-go
    Then take me blasting tonight
    I wanna hit them high (yeah, yeah)

    (waspinator)
    (waspinator)

    come on inferno lets not fight
    i hate getting blown up at night
    It's cold out there, but it's warm in the base
    They can fight, we'll stay away instead

    (waspinator)

    blow him up before you go-go
    Don't make him destroy me again oh no no
    blow him up before you go-go
    I don't want to miss you blowing him sky high
    blow him up before you go-go
    'Cause I'm not plannin' on fighting solo
    blow him up before you go-go
    Then take me blasting tonight
    blow him up before you go-go, Don't make him destroy me again oh no no
    Take me blasting

    (Boom-boom-boom)
    Last edited by Tommy K; 4th January 2009 at 09:48 PM.

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    To the tune of O Canada*

    O the Beast Wars!
    Raging on ancient Earth!
    On Axalon by Maximal command.
    With glowing Sparks we see thee rise,
    From G1 and G2!
    Through time and space, O the Beast Wars,
    Animated by CG
    Our show did have, subtle dirty jokes
    O the Beast Wars, our figures can pose free.
    O the Beast Wars, we will remember thee.

    French** translation
    O les Beasties!
    Faire rage sur la terre antique!
    Sur Axalon par la commande Maximale.
    Avec les étincelles rougeoyantes nous vous voyons se lever,
    De G1 et de G2!
    Par le temps et le cosmos,
    O les Beasties, a animé par CG.
    Notre exposition a eu, des plaisanteries sales subtiles
    O les Beasties, nos jouets peut poser librement.
    O les Beasties, nous se rappellera vous.

    --------------------
    *cos the Beast Wars cartoon was made in Canada.
    **That's Canadian French too! Most of us remember that Beast Wars was called "Ani-Mutant" in most Francophone countries, but in Canada it was called "Beasties" (as YTV was uncomfortable with the use of the word "Wars" in the title of a children's cartoon )

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    Sung to the tune of the South Park theme song

    I'm going down to Earth's Park
    Gonna have myself a time
    Giant robots everywhere
    Hiding out with transformations

    I'm gonna collect some Earth's Park
    Gonna leave my cash behind
    Hasbro's brand new profit margins
    Scalpers charging massive fortunes

    Heading on up to Earth's Park
    Gonna see what I can buy
    I love toys with boxes minty
    I love toys at retail prices

    Some come on down the Earth's Park
    And meet see some Bots of mine

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime View Post
    ...I don't know this song. Can you provide a link?
    http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/mol/m-lyrics.htm

    The song is from Monty Python's Meaning Of Life. Language and juvenile/adult themes. It's the second song from the bottom. No pun intended.

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