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heres something i came up with in the Carribean
To the tune of "My life as a 50 yr old virgin" by S.Witwicky, 2007 Scotty brothers records
"Isn't it jolly nice to have a Grimlock? Isnt it jolly nice to have an Op?
your G1 slugfest, your Ironfist your Beastwars K9
Your Ravage in its box
So 3 cheers for your Cliffjumper or custom Sparkplug
3 cheers for your 1 eye Unicron
Your Peter Cullen your Scott Mcneil
Mint in box, mint on card
we dont need no food, buy the stupid toy
buy buy buy
buy buy buy
buy motherluncheow buy buy buy!
Touch the moon touch the moon, Primus you fool, Optimus aint no prime,Rodimus you are the chosen one in time!!!
filks suck
yeahhhh yeah yeah
expressing yourself should be made EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee legallllll!!!!"
(super guitar solo)
dooo dooo ddoooo tishhhhhhhhhhhh (symbols clashing)
Hmm... quick filk check. 11 Transformers filks in my scratch file, although some of them are a bit crap.
Not even at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ ?
more than a feeling by soundwave(G1)
i woke up this morning and starscream was gone
i listen to my music to start the day
i lost ravage in a familar song
i closed my eyes and i flew away
its more than a killing *more than a killing
when i hear that old gun blast away
i begin destroying *more than a killing
till i see megatron kill michael bay
i see megatron killing michael bay
So many bots have come and gunned
Their lazers fade as the autobots die
Yet I still reload and kill on
As clear as my gun firing from the sky
its more than a killing *more than a killing
when i hear that old gun blast away
i begin destroying *more than a killing
till i see megatron kill michael bay
i see megatron killing michael bay
When Im out of ammo and cant reload
I call for the sweeps, and send out rumble
And watch as he sends tremors while im in the sky
I closed my eyes and fly away
i fly awa y. i fly away.
ts more than a killing *more than a killing
when i hear that old gun blast away
i begin destroying *more than a killing
till i see megatron kill michael bay
i see megatron killing michael bay
soo what do you guys think? too goriful? i could make up another if that ones too bad
heres another
wake me up before you go go waspinators version
waspinator [4X]
You put the boom-boom into my armor
You send my head flying high when your shooting starts
all this pain into my brain
Goes a zap-zap-zap 'til i go insane
But something's zapping you
Something ain't right
Megatron told me what you did last night
Left me hanging from a thread
I was dieng, but I should have killed with you instead.
blow him up before you go-go
Don't make him destroy me again oh no no
blow him up before you go-go
I don't want to miss you blowing him sky high
blow him up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on fighting solo
blow him up before you go-go
Then take me blasting tonight
I wanna hit them high (yeah, yeah)
once the grey skies are out of my way
You can then take on Doris Day
Explosions brighter them flame
My blasts per minute never been the same
'Cause you're my leader, I'm really a fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, master, let's go fight
i wont get blown up and everything will be all right
blow him up before you go-go
Don't make him destroy me again oh no no
blow him up before you go-go
I don't want to miss you blowing him sky high
blow him up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on fighting solo
blow him up before you go-go
Then take me blasting tonight
I wanna hit them high (yeah, yeah)
(waspinator)
(waspinator)
come on inferno lets not fight
i hate getting blown up at night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in the base
They can fight, we'll stay away instead
(waspinator)
blow him up before you go-go
Don't make him destroy me again oh no no
blow him up before you go-go
I don't want to miss you blowing him sky high
blow him up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on fighting solo
blow him up before you go-go
Then take me blasting tonight
blow him up before you go-go, Don't make him destroy me again oh no no
Take me blasting
(Boom-boom-boom)
Last edited by Tommy K; 4th January 2009 at 09:48 PM.
To the tune of O Canada*
O the Beast Wars!
Raging on ancient Earth!
On Axalon by Maximal command.
With glowing Sparks we see thee rise,
From G1 and G2!
Through time and space, O the Beast Wars,
Animated by CG
Our show did have, subtle dirty jokes
O the Beast Wars, our figures can pose free.
O the Beast Wars, we will remember thee.
French** translation
O les Beasties!
Faire rage sur la terre antique!
Sur Axalon par la commande Maximale.
Avec les étincelles rougeoyantes nous vous voyons se lever,
De G1 et de G2!
Par le temps et le cosmos,
O les Beasties, a animé par CG.
Notre exposition a eu, des plaisanteries sales subtiles
O les Beasties, nos jouets peut poser librement.
O les Beasties, nous se rappellera vous.
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*cos the Beast Wars cartoon was made in Canada.
**That's Canadian French too! Most of us remember that Beast Wars was called "Ani-Mutant" in most Francophone countries, but in Canada it was called "Beasties" (as YTV was uncomfortable with the use of the word "Wars" in the title of a children's cartoon)
Sung to the tune of the South Park theme song
I'm going down to Earth's Park
Gonna have myself a time
Giant robots everywhere
Hiding out with transformations
I'm gonna collect some Earth's Park
Gonna leave my cash behind
Hasbro's brand new profit margins
Scalpers charging massive fortunes
Heading on up to Earth's Park
Gonna see what I can buy
I love toys with boxes minty
I love toys at retail prices
Some come on down the Earth's Park
And meet see some Bots of mine
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/mol/m-lyrics.htm
The song is from Monty Python's Meaning Of Life. Language and juvenile/adult themes. It's the second song from the bottom. No pun intended.