Hey fans - Why didn't you warn me?
Why didn't you say I'd become like you?
Did you just let me go out, onto the net -
Now fan-spawned sites have captured me too.

So I put filks on the net, wrote a fanfic quatrain
Tried a site of my own, learned of "writer's block" pain;
I've spent all my nights locked in role-playing games
And it felt so good, I wanna do it again.

Hey now - you're sitting there grinning;
'Cause I found toys were something I had to own.
Bought an Opt'mus Prime, and Seeker jets.
I know addiction now, but I just can't leave it alone!

So I spent cash on the toys, now my wallet's in pain
The BotCon I loved, I did more of the same!
Found adminning bites, on those role-playing games
But it felt so good, I'd do it over again.

And I watched shows for the Truck, slowed it down frame by frame
And the monkey stuff, guess I'd catch it again.
I wanna see it again, just cos it borrowed the name, hey hey!
Ohh, think it's so good... hey?

Hey group - since I'm posting -
What was it like, when 'here' was young?
Guess the names change, and it's not the same,
But all in all, we're still encored as number one!

So I watched all of the shows, learned the voice actors' names
A link to my site got me minutes of fame
My sketching improves, Khanna's style is my aim
If I'm not so good, I can redo it again

And I scanned sites on the net, till the art filled my brain
Read TrypticonX, wondered who was insane
I learned how to filter the best from the lame
But I read it all, and I'd do it again.

And I lurked on a.t.t, 'til I had to declaim -
And it felt so good, I'll maybe do it again.