The Geek Social Aptitude Test

[TheDirtyDigger]

F***...I scored 9 and a half.


3. I am, according to the medical definition, obese.
Borderline counts yeah?

4. On an average day more of my human interaction happens on message boards or in blog comments than with actual other people.
I blame my job for that

9. I have made a member of the opposite sex sit and watch me play video games for an hour or more.
Which is nowhere near among the worst things I've done to my lovers.

27. I own a sword, nunchucks and/or throwing stars.
Hey if Tom Cruise is a Samurai then so am I!

28. I'm an obsessive collector
...

31. I have corrected someone's spelling or grammar on a message board or in blog comments.
Gok my brother....now is the time to tell you that 'ownus' is spelt onus. Twice I've let you off on that.

34. I've read all of the greatest novels ever published, all of which happen to be graphic novels.
Well duh...

40. I'm convinced that I would be happier if I worked on the Starship Enterprise.
...but even happier on the Mill Falcon.

42. I always have the last word in online arguments. Always.
Unless a mod locks the thread before I can get in of course.

45. I believe that it's the rest of the world that's awkward and I actually have everything pretty much figured out.
Well that's obvious. Damn geeks.

46. I have a hard drive exclusively dedicated to porn.
Now do I get the half point for half my hard drive?