I got 3.

10. I play with my phone at restaurants.

Because my LG Viewty is awesome.

11. Almost all of my jokes are actually just catchphrases or references to The Simpsons, Family Guy, Borat, or any other popular comedic film or show.

Because all my mates watch family guy and its a helluva funny show.

41. I do things for the "lulz."