What's a good price?

[Golden Phoenix]

:The best way to defend yourself is of course chemical warfare, Baked Beans and Eggs, You just walk around the house leaving little pockets of nothing around, that way when they try and sneak up on you they hit one of these happy clouds, you hear the gagging and WALAH, you are pre-warned of the imminent attack and can hide until they have calmed down.

My girl just holds her nose with one hand and hits me with the other....<_<