Well, 2.0 ended in a similar fashion to the first, in that people ran out of potential jokes to milk the story out. So we're here yet again for what may be the last Happy Story time; started by me at least. Same deal as before but I've decided to make it a little more interesting. The new format of this story is going to be similar to that of the Name Game, the next person to post has to continue the story using the last letter of the previous message, unless of course it's something irritatingly difficult like X or Z, in that case the 2nd or 3rd last will suffice. Any person who starts with a wrong letter forfeits their turn and the story continues from the person who proceeded them. Also, this story doesn't have to end with things like "and then... but suddenly..." you can stop whenever you want, eg.

Megatron pointed his Fusion...
Nazel powered cannon at...
Trypticon's massive...
Energon pile.

Lets get rolling!

"I'm telling you Omega it's really not hard, try it!" Brawn said, prodding Omega's massive foot.
"Suggestion, ignored. Target acquired, death imminent."
"Woah hey, calm down there big fella. I'm not Huffer, Brawn remember?"
Omega began to laugh like the manical genius he was.
"Identification, rejected. Burn in hell my fat-headed friend."
He slowly began to crush Brawn.
"Sweet! I finally made the big bastard speak! Ow, this hurts though... Owowowowowowowowow. Man, I hate Huffer. Ow."
Cliffjumper was watching from a nearby hill.
"I love it when Omega gets nasty. Reminds me of..."