Originally Posted by
SharkyMcShark
Oh yay I see Jessica Watson is landing at Sydney this weekend. Rich kid sails around the world in an expensive yacht given to her by someone else. Who cares. It's laughable that now her local MP is considering putting her forward for the Young Australian of the Year Award.
She's sailed on a boat for a few months attempting but failing to create a world record. She's not bettered anyone's lives, she's not given to the community, in fact she's summarily failed to do what she set out to, negligently causing damage to another vessel along the way. The only thing "truly remarkable" about this 'feat' is how quick the Australian public is to embrace mediocrity and irrelevance.
I've composed this football ground esque chat in her honour.
Viva Jessica
Viva Jessica
Fell asleep at the wheel
plowed into the freighters keel
Viva Jessica
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