I was just thinking, what with so many Pinkimus's floating around shelf-warming and since Tony Martin has shown us destroying them is funny, they could make a TV show solely devoted to trashing Pinkimus Primes (or any other crappy shelf-warmer) in new and innovative ways. Tony has already done "Try to ride them like a retard on roller-skates", but how would you trash Pinky (or his unloved contemporaries) for TV?
I'm assuming an unlimited budget and whatever facilities you like here, and bonus points for irony and/or potential for amusing injuries to the destroyer.