The Let's-Trash-Pinkimus Thread

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

I was just thinking, what with so many Pinkimus's floating around shelf-warming and since Tony Martin has shown us destroying them is funny, they could make a TV show solely devoted to trashing Pinkimus Primes (or any other crappy shelf-warmer) in new and innovative ways. Tony has already done "Try to ride them like a retard on roller-skates", but how would you trash Pinky (or his unloved contemporaries) for TV?
I'm assuming an unlimited budget and whatever facilities you like here, and bonus points for irony and/or potential for amusing injuries to the destroyer.

[Dylbot]

I would create a ramp to roll pinkimus down with a powerful blender at the bottom.

[Sky Shadow]

I would replicate Megatron's Master Plan and fire Pinkimus Primes - cab, trailer and all - using an air cannon... into the sun.

Obviously they wouldn't make it to the sun, so the fun is in seeing where they land and just how smashed up they are when they do.

[Adzma]

Truth be told I wouldn't. It may not be the most attractive toy in the world, but trashing it may give Hasbro the wrong impression.

[kup]

Truth be told I wouldn't. It may not be the most attractive toy in the world, but trashing it may give Hasbro the wrong impression.

yeah it wouldn't surprise me if they think its the best release of G1 Prime ever and trashing it would mean that people don't like the character any more and want someone hip like Drift to be the leader of the Autobots.

[GoktimusPrime]

Buy every Pinkimus I could find and dump it on Aaron Archer's front lawn.

[dirge]

Buy every Pinkimus I could find and run over them with Mum's Volvo

[kup]

Buy every Pinkimus I could find and dump it on Aaron Archer's front lawn.

I like this idea!

[Lint]

I have an idea, how about we don't buy them so retailers end up trashing them anyway at a financial loss.

Last thing i want is for them to keep producing poor quality overpriced figures because they think they can snare a part of the 'idiots who like to destroy toys' market.

[GoktimusPrime]

I have an idea, how about we don't buy them so retailers end up trashing them anyway at a financial loss.

That's what I've been doing so far!

Perhaps if I had unlimited funds I could hire the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (or if they're too morally uprighteous, the Foot Clan) to steal them and then do nefarious things to them.