Serious wants: more appliance bots, and a deluxe Dispensor toy. Sunstreaker. Lots of explicit human deaths and more Autobot brutality. Even more explosions. Orange Wheelie repaint. Ice-cream twins toy repaint with Decepticon evil clown motif.
Could-be-cool wants: Headmasters. Ultra Magnus replete with transforming trailer armor. Maybe a GI Joe crossover. Boatformers (ones that actually show up onscreen).
Why-the-heck-not? wants: More dick/fart/toilet humor and racist stereotypes, MORE I SAY! Sam's mother becomes a crack junkie and/or drug dealer. Optimus Prime to die (again), maybe twice in the same film this time - that hasn't been done yet right? Autobots appearing in public safety announcements 'cos knowing is half the battle. At least 2 TFs with robot-modes inspired by MC Escher.
On-set fistfights between Megan Fox and Michael Bay, or at least more publicity statements like last time. Shia LaBouef to get so depressed by how Megan Fox thinks of him as 'like a brother' that he kills himself.
I'm down with having them live as long as we get Harrison Ford as old Sam Witwicky.Lynda Carter as old Mikaela Banes. If not then I still want flashbacks dammit.
"Sam wakes up (next to a half-eaten plate of brownies) and finds it was all a dream...a terrible, terrible dream..."
Mostly I want Spielberg to get so caught up in TF3 that he forgets to maul Ghost in the Shell.
This.
Also, I'd like to see the Autobots become more like the Autobots in other fictions, i.e. 'freedom is the right of all sentient beings', and I'd ESPECIALLY like to see Prime not do any 'GIVE ME YOUR FACE' crap. In the first film, he seemed rather benevolent, e.g. he regretted killing Megatron. In RotF, well, he became something of a psychopath.
A Movie Unicron toy would probably have a conversion level of over 9000 or something.
Last edited by SilverDragon; 3rd September 2009 at 10:04 PM.
Unicron show up and about to destroy Earth when Drift appears out of nowhere and slices him apartThat would be teh sickest!
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GI Joe Crossover!
More Robot screentime... less human screen time.
Shia Labeouf & Megan Fox to make Cameo appearances.
Will there be budget/financial difficulties and increasing robot action screen time? maybe... but i'll be nice if the movie was heavily weighted towards Robots.
very simple...a plot, lots of sideswipe, and a lot of megan fox...
I'd like to see:
-the fleshing out of individual Transformers pasts using flashbacks to Cybertron
-Barricade is reintroduced in spectacular fashion by having him transform into robot mode while a human passenger (a policeman, innocently eating a donut and making a silly Baytastic joke) sits in the drivers seat. He does this infront of an Autobot (camera positioned to show barricade's lower torso in foreground with blood pouring onto the ground - Autobot can be seen between the gap in the background looking on in terror) who he then easily disposes of due to them being in shock.
-gun for hire, Doubledealer,has been hired by the Decepticons to take out human members of NEST - Optimus responds by calling for Nightbeat to come to earth to investigate/cautiously go after the (as yet unknown to the Autobots) villain whilst the rest of the Autobots focus on the remaining Decepticons
-a morally bankrupt bounty hunter in the vein of Lockdown who steals other Transformers parts (he's first seen repairing/upgrading Megatron's war wounds)
-Sam Witwicky in a coma the entire film (this doesn't need to be explained in great detail - maybe BB could rage upgrade to Goldbug at the same time)