Goki's Rantage Engine: Alice In Wonderland

[GoktimusPrime]

I thought it was pretty clever to adapt the form of an "attractive" (cough) human female in an attempt to seduce "Ladiesman217." Intimate situations require people to completely lower their guard and are at their most vulnerable, so tactically it makes sense and shows that the Decepticons do have a good understanding of human psychology.

But yeah, there's a lot more potential for these humanformers; they could infiltrate various aspects of society including positions of power! Imagine if Obama turned out to be a Decepticon - Change You Can't Believe!

[Sky Shadow]

Imagine if Obama turned out to be a Decepticon - Change You Can't Believe!

Yeah, or imagine how different things would be if one of Australia's Prime Ministers was a Decepticon!

<imagining>

Hmm... okay, not that different at all, really.

[Jhiaxus]

I'm disappointed in her presentation, not for pedantic fanboy reasons... but because executing her as a more traditional Pretender would have been awesome. The fold-around-skin thing just... didn't impress me.

If she'd unzipped her skin and it had fallen in a heap on the floor? That would have been AWESOME, much more Pretendery, and much more horrifying.

--Jhiaxus.

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

Yeah, or imagine how different things would be if one of Australia's Prime Ministers was a Decepticon!

<imagining>

Hmm... okay, not that different at all, really.

Does this remind anyone else of that Simpson's episode where Kang and Kodos swap places with Bill Clinton and Al Gore to steal win the US election?
"Go ahead, throw your vote away! Ha ha ha..."

The sad bit is our recent mob is/has been so boring I could get behind that - especially if they looked like Alice. I'm talking either mode version too - if it was the 'alt-mode' version she'd be totally hot (Isabell Lucas ain't my thing personally but by Parliamentary standards she'd be top of the bunch for sure); if she was in robot mode we could still have 'Hottest Prime Minister' contests with New Zealand and it'd be even funnier when we won.
Sorry to the Kiwis here, we love your work but your PM looks like an orc. I'm sure she has a great personality though...

[dirge]

Uh.... Odie, is this the orc to which you refer?



John Key, New Zealand Prime Minister, New Zealand National Party.

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

Uh.... Odie, is this the orc to which you refer?

John Key, New Zealand Prime Minister, New Zealand National Party.

What?! Clarkie's gone? Boy is my NZ political awareness out of date...

At least we'd still win the beauty contest with PM Alice (the bikini round would seal it I'm sure), and it'd still be funny.

[GoktimusPrime]

Aw, I thought Odie _was_ referring to John Keys (like on purpose)!

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

This is a tragedy I tells ya! Now I have to find something else to tease the Kiwis about - the sheep thing is so overdone after all.

Don't these politicians know they're only there for my juvenile personal amusement?!

[Lord_Zed]

Imagine if Obama turned out to be a Decepticon - Change You Can't Believe!

Who says he's not? either that or he's a Skrull or Zartan.

Maybe all three.