Goki's Rantage Engine: Alice In Wonderland

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

Uh.... Odie, is this the orc to which you refer?

John Key, New Zealand Prime Minister, New Zealand National Party.

What?! Clarkie's gone? Boy is my NZ political awareness out of date...

At least we'd still win the beauty contest with PM Alice (the bikini round would seal it I'm sure), and it'd still be funny.

[GoktimusPrime]

Aw, I thought Odie _was_ referring to John Keys (like on purpose)!

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

This is a tragedy I tells ya! Now I have to find something else to tease the Kiwis about - the sheep thing is so overdone after all.

Don't these politicians know they're only there for my juvenile personal amusement?!