I am in love with this thread
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I am in love with this thread
More nom noms!
Dam it! dont want to buy ROTF Devastator but your making him look SO GOOD i might have to think about getting him
Okay, this is it... THE BIG ONE. IT's EPISODE FIVE OF CAN DEVVY EAT IT?!
Today the question is a very, very, very simple one. CAN DEVASTATOR EAT KICKER?!
You know you want to know. I mean... it's Kicker. He's like... y'know... KICKER!
Can he be devoured with room to spare?
He looks pretty big and pretty undigestible! Can Devvy eat him?!
Are you kidding? OF COURSE HE BLOODY WELL CAN!!
But wait... lo, what is this?!
SOME REAL AMERICAN HEROES COME TO SAVE THE DAY! IT's G.I. JOE!
G.I. Joe is the code name for America's daring, highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organisation determined to RULE THE WORLD!
CAN DEVASTATOR EAT THEM!?!
Now you know.
UH-OH!
Run dude in a Hawaiian shirt! You can't save your random stoner friend now!
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Okay I know, I know. So Devvy can eat regular G.I. Joes. Big whup! Anyone can eat them! Just ask Scarlet!
But what about...
NINJAS!!!
EASY PEASY, LEMON SQUEEZY!
But what about...
OTHER RANDOM MARTIAL ARTISTS WHO NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF?!
MMMMMMMM. BISON!
Okay, sure that was easy... but what about...
A CHROME HEADED DUDE!!
Surely even Devastator can't chow down like the Cheshire Cat hangin' with the Care Bear Family on the mighty Destro?!
Okay, okay, fine. He ate Destro but what about A DUDE WITH A SNAKE ON HIS HEAD?!
Cloned from lots of dudes, whose memories, blah-blah-blah. This is Serpentor, boys and girls. SERPENTOR!
EWWWWWW.
Gold plastic syndrome!
Y'know what? Actually, Devvy. Don't eat that after all.
--Jhiaxus
I won't deny it -- this was one of the things I wanted from this thread... to show people just how freakin' awesome Devastator *IS*.
As for the lack of individual robot modes -- I thought the same way. But once you have him in hand you see why he doesn't have them. The vehicle modes are robust and fun -- more fun than individual robots would have been, at least from a kids' perspective -- and the lack of extra transformation keeps his complexity down.
Devvy is effortless to assemble and disassemble and then reassemble. He's the perfect kind of combiner -- one that's FUN to combine. If his components also TF'd into robots that extra step in complexity would probably make him even more expensive, and make him a lot less fun.
--Jhiaxus.
(I understand that he's insanely expensive -- really he's the sorta toy a fan should buy for a kid.)
Still doesn't make me want to buy a Devvy BUT this thread is all kinds of wicked and the gimmick you have found here in this toy will certainly be a good selling point for some that don't have him in their possession yet..
I just cant justify the money for him as the individual bots dont transform..
Ahahah! Awesome thread!
"Just ask Scarlett". Oh my!
WELCOME BACK TO CAN DEVVY EAT IT!
Today we've on episode 6! Wow!
The question today? CAN DEVASTATOR EAT...
A CANADIAN?!
Boy, these Canadians sure are ugly bastards. Could Devastator stomach something like this?
He sure is growly, isn't he? And he looks pretty sure of himself.
He's downright adamant.
This Canadian sure looks ready to face Devastator! Maybe he's from Winnipeg
There's no way he's from Toronto.
Perhaps he'll survive! Perhaps, like a bat, he is IMPOSSIBLE TO EAT!!
Nope.
Devvy can totally eat a Canadian.
--Jhiaxus.
EPISODE SEVEN OF CAN DEVVY EAT IT?!
Devastator has tackled many things before... but he's never tackled...
ACTUAL FOOD!! Can Devastator devour this platter of wonderful meats and treats?!
Let's start with... YOGURT!
Yes Devvy. It's for you!
WAit... what are you doing... YOU HAVE ELECTRONICS IN YOUR MOUTH DEVASTATOR! DON'T...
Ewwwww... Devvy!!
I... think we'll move on shall we?
Hah-hah! Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew there, Devastator!
For once something DEVASTATOR CANNOT EAT!
He probably should have taken them out of the packet first.
Okay... so he's not so good with processed meats... but what about a crunchy carrot?!
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!
That just leaves... THE CHICKEN!
Guh.
Oh good god!
So uhhh... yeah...
Devastator can swallow a chicken.
--Jhiaxus