So far we haven't really given Devvy much of a challenge... so let's move onto something more... PRIMAL.
(Wow, really? I'm using the same basic pun twice? Sure, why not, Andrew?)
Oooo! Swordy!
Oooo! Blurry!
Uh... Devvy?
That's not a sword Devvy...
Okay, that's closer... but that's still not a sword, Devvy...
Big guy? That's a CLUB.
All right... okay see that is a sword... but that appears to be some random chromed knock-off. Surely you're not going to eat that...
Of... course you are. You dirty bugger.
Now I think it's time for something a little bit more wholesome. Something to give the big guy a bit of a pick-me-up. I mean he's been working pretty damned hard here.
So let's give him a set of swords...
MADE FROM ENERGON!!
Mmmmm... them's good eating...
Except one of them looks way too ENORMOUS and one of them appears to be a boomerang.
You'll have to do something about that Devvy.
Better.
Swordtacious.
Well, I think that's it. Look at that. I think the big guy's finally full. That's such an insane amount of swords. It's got to be a world record -- no one has ever swallowed that many swords and a random gun all at once!
NEVER BEFORE HAVE WE SEEN... wait... what?
Dude... are you serious? A random sword platter now?
Some of those don't even look anything like swords! I think one of them might be a trombone.
And some kind of red liquorice.
Oh well, at least there's a light saber in there -- that'll keep the Star Wars fans happy.
Still, Devvy was pretty full... can he really swallow that many swords?
OF COURSE HE CAN!!
--Boltax.
(Next time: Sword Swallowing volume 2... SWORDS WHAT ARE ALIVE!)