CAN DEVVY EAT IT? (updated regularly)

[Lint]

Theres so much feeding it's starting to get erotic!

[GoktimusPrime]

Goki wants to play too!

Tonight's Question: Can Devastator Eat a NERD?


And what better nerd could there be other than my own acquisitions mascot: The Collector! a.k.a. Comic Book Guy


"Worst photography ever!"

Just STFU and get eaten, Jeff.


"Worst focus ev--"

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Comic Book Guy is so nummy that Devvie's eyes are lighting up with joy. Either that or it's his in-built health alarm being triggered by eating something with such high fat content.


So there you have it. Devastator can a eat nerd, even in cosplay. Rargh!

[GoktimusPrime]

What's this?



It looks like Legends and Deluxe Decepticon Brawl have a bone to pick with Constructicon Devastator.

Deluxe Brawl: "This franchise isn't big enough for two Devastators!"
Legends Brawl: "Yeah! Even though we're actually known as Brawl, we're called Devastator in the movie, so you can't possibly be Devastator too!"

Ya know guys, I think Devastator is in agreement!



There is only room for one Devastator in the movie franchise, and it's gonna be Constructicon Devastator!!



NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!
So there you go. Devastator can eat two other movie Devastators. I mean Brawl. I think. Gah, it's so confusing!

But perhaps Devvie needs a bigger challenge. And what could be more challenging than eating the biggest Transformer ever?! That's right folks, tonight we're asking...

CAN DEVASTATOR EAT FORTRESS MAXIMUS?

Yeah... suddenly Devastator feels reeeaaal puny. It's okay Devvie. Fortress Maximus may be tall, but he has a really small... lift control handle. And we all know that Devvie has a massive pair which he shamelessly exhibited all over the big screen (even at IMAX!)

But questionable morals aside, can Devastator possibly eat a Transformer twice his size?!



EAT! EAT! EAT! Come on everyone, cheer him on!


Okay... he can eat Fortress Maximus' head. Nice try, but no cigar I'm afraid. It seems that Fort Max's body is just too big for you to bite. Oh well, you gave it a go... but what's this??


It's Scalpel! What's he got there for you, Devvie?

Scalpel: "Kill ze little one!"

The little one?!


Oh! He's brought Fortress Maximus Junior for you to munch on! That's some good thinkin', doc!


NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!


So there you have it folks. Devastator _can_ eat a Fortress Maximus!

Sure, it's kinda cheating, but I'm not gonna argue with a homicidal sadist who talks like a Nazi! (I'd like to remain unprobed thanks )

[Starscream212]

LOL Devvy V Fort Max!
Go Devvy!!!

[Prime_217]

lol "kill ze little one"

[Maxiewolf]

I... reaaallly didnt want to spend the money on movie devestator...l but i have to say... this thread makes him very tempting...

[snaketales]

I showed my kids this thread last night and they loved it! Especially Devvy's attempt to eat yoghurt

[yukitora]

Devy should do a traveling roadshow!