Okay, this is it... THE BIG ONE. IT's EPISODE FIVE OF CAN DEVVY EAT IT?!

Today the question is a very, very, very simple one. CAN DEVASTATOR EAT KICKER?!

You know you want to know. I mean... it's Kicker. He's like... y'know... KICKER!

Can he be devoured with room to spare?



He looks pretty big and pretty undigestible! Can Devvy eat him?!



Are you kidding? OF COURSE HE BLOODY WELL CAN!!

But wait... lo, what is this?!

SOME REAL AMERICAN HEROES COME TO SAVE THE DAY! IT's G.I. JOE!



G.I. Joe is the code name for America's daring, highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against COBRA, a ruthless terrorist organisation determined to RULE THE WORLD!
CAN DEVASTATOR EAT THEM!?!



Now you know.




UH-OH!

Run dude in a Hawaiian shirt! You can't save your random stoner friend now!



OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Okay I know, I know. So Devvy can eat regular G.I. Joes. Big whup! Anyone can eat them! Just ask Scarlet!

But what about...



NINJAS!!!



EASY PEASY, LEMON SQUEEZY!

But what about...



OTHER RANDOM MARTIAL ARTISTS WHO NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF?!





MMMMMMMM. BISON!

Okay, sure that was easy... but what about...




A CHROME HEADED DUDE!!

Surely even Devastator can't chow down like the Cheshire Cat hangin' with the Care Bear Family on the mighty Destro?!




Okay, okay, fine. He ate Destro but what about A DUDE WITH A SNAKE ON HIS HEAD?!




Cloned from lots of dudes, whose memories, blah-blah-blah. This is Serpentor, boys and girls. SERPENTOR!



EWWWWWW.

Gold plastic syndrome!

Y'know what? Actually, Devvy. Don't eat that after all.

--Jhiaxus