Quote Originally Posted by snaketales View Post
Will you sell tickets to this spectacle?
Entry is free (although boat hire would be extra) and using my newfound powers I will turn all water that comes within a 500 metre radius of my cruiser feet into white russians for spectators to scoop up and enjoy. The quality of vodka/kalua/milk contained within will be so divine that it never gives a hang over, no matter how much consumed!