Death

[canofwhoopass_87]

Lol beware of grave robbers gok

[5FDP]

Wow... this is a 'cheery' discussion.

I've already told my wife that I want to be cremated with my collection and then use the ashes and some clay to make something which she can keep e.g. a Transformers ashtray. I will then be one with the Matrix

Decided not to have my ashes placed in an urn as this is one place thieves look when breaking and entering.

It's either that or pass them onto my kids. They would probably end up selling them which I wouldn't mind if they needed the money.

[Lint]

My collection will be passed down to any lintlings or other collectors to ensure that they will turn up on antique roadshow in 2184.

[GoktimusPrime]

Lol beware of grave robbers gok

(Super)naturally my collection will be cursed. If a single toy is removed then all my Transformers will come to life and capturecollect all humans and display them in a sealed collection!

Wow... this is a 'cheery' discussion.

Every year someone makes a thread like this somewhere.

[Doubledealer]

Well, it's quite simple really. I will arrange for two battle cruisers to be lined up side by side (200m apart). On each battle cruiser there will be a package, one will have me (dead) and the other, my Transformers collection. A countdown from 10 shall commence and when the last number has been called both packages will be catapulted into the air towards each other. The moment the two collide AA guns on both battleships will blow the everloving **** out of both packages. The souls from both myself and the Transformers will merge and form a gigantic invisible-to-mankind yet very tangibly real presence, I shall hook my now 50ft in length feet into each cruiser and 'skate' around the ocean until I get bored and decide to travel to other planets (similar to how you see Blurr skate around in TFA).

[snaketales]

Well, it's quite simple really. I will arrange for two battle cruisers to be lined up side by side (200m apart). On each battle cruiser there will be a package, one will have me (dead) and the other, my Transformers collection. A countdown from 10 shall commence and when the last number has been called both packages will be catapulted into the air towards each other. The moment the two collide AA guns on both battleships will blow the everloving **** out of both packages. The souls from both myself and the Transformers will merge and form a gigantic invisible-to-mankind yet very tangibly real presence, I shall hook my now 50ft in length feet into each cruiser and 'skate' around the ocean until I get bored and decide to travel to other planets (similar to how you see Blurr skate around in TFA).

Will you sell tickets to this spectacle?

[Doubledealer]

Will you sell tickets to this spectacle?

Entry is free (although boat hire would be extra) and using my newfound powers I will turn all water that comes within a 500 metre radius of my cruiser feet into white russians for spectators to scoop up and enjoy. The quality of vodka/kalua/milk contained within will be so divine that it never gives a hang over, no matter how much consumed!

[roller]

this is disturbing

i had hoped that everyone would be typing furiously

"To Roller"