Quote Originally Posted by Maxiewolf View Post
This is why I try Not.... to read the news it only further validates my feeling that 'humanity' as a whole has just gone completly, utterly mad...

So what shall we do? Have a Thin Santa? No he would be promoting Anorexia.
Perhaps we need a buff.. Fit... macho muscle Santa. Yes then he can promote the Cardio Twister, Subway & Total Gym.
I am beginning to have the same view. Everytime I look at the news, I see things that make me mad. Once in a while I see a story about heroism or something which I like to read, because it shows there is still some good in this world. Unfortunately lately, the bad is outweighing the good for me.

Soon santa will have to wear a crash helmut, wear a seatbelt, and be thin like the twigs in the fashion industry.

Or better yet, I think we should have a Robot Santa, that way he can wipe out all the politicians for not keeping to their promises, he will put them on the naughty list. And then hit them with his "Toe Missile"

Quote Originally Posted by Doubledealer View Post
Q. What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
A. Santa stops at three ho's
No idea, please tell us.