Start - Now.
End - First minute of 2010, Brisbane time.
Prize - Boxed Movie Voyager Bludgeon.



How to enter - Post what you would write into the seven speech bubbles in the picture below. It is scanned from Virgin Blue's inflight magazine December issue.
Speech bubbles 6 & 7 can be swapped around if you need to, as the numbers are just there as a key to your entry.



How to win - Humour has a better chance of winning, but just be creative, as an independant adjudicator will determine the winner.
One entry only per person.
(I think I've covered everything, but may alter the conditions if necessary)