Quote Originally Posted by chanofwhoopass_87
I bet your brain is too chocablock with transformers lore and history that you've no room to remember how do small trivial tasks - like putting some pants on before you get the morning paper or turning on the light switch at night
Such menial tasks are relegated to my wife; no man should ever have to put on his own pants!!

...oh, it's her bday today... I'd better wear 2 pants (;