Drift Facts

[Bartrim]

I just got a PM from myself telling me that all other transformers are boycotting my avatar out of fear and Drift must be used.

[Tommy K]

drift doesnt wield swords, the swords wield drift!

[GoktimusPrime]

...that would make Drift subservient to the swords, which would be wrong. Nobody can control or own Drift. He shall be delivering a roundhouse kick to your head very soon for your insult! In fact, he's probably already done it, but it was so quick that you didn't see it. And so powerful that you were deatomised and reatomised... but it was so fast you didn't feel it.

[Tommy K]

ok ok how aboutthis, behind his chin plate, drift doesnt have a chin, just another sword?


how about

when some one gets an idea a light bulb lights above their heads

when drift gets an idea a lightsaber ignites above his head


or

drift is never wrong, he thought he was wrong once, but it was an error lol

or

it wasnt the autobot matrix of leadership that destroyed unicron

it was drift, he just needed to use the toilet

[GoktimusPrime]

it wasnt the autobot matrix of leadership that destroyed unicron

it was drift, he just needed to use the toilet

This.

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When Drift is in a crowded area he doesn't walk around others. He walks through them.

Maslow's theory of higher needs doesn't apply to Drift. He only has two needs: the need to kill beings and finding beings to kill.

Whenever someone says, "Nobody's perfect," Drift takes this as a personal insult.

Once you go Drift, you are physically unable to go back.

Love doesn't hurt. Drift does.

[Geminii]

ok ok how aboutthis, behind his chin plate, drift doesnt have a chin, just another sword?

Okay, THAT one was funny.

[Bartrim]

I'm posting this here because alot of these are plagerised from "Chuck Norris Facts" but has anyone typed Google Chuck Norris in the google search bar then clicked I'm Feeling Lucky? It is hilarious

[GoktimusPrime]

Chuck Norris is a worthless fleshling plagiarism of Drift. The fact that Drift existed on Cybertron millions of years before his pathetic species even evolved is proof of this.

Drift Vs. Chuck Norris --- BRING IT! I a feeling the fight would turn out something like this.

[Deceptic_Optic]

Drift is the reason for the word GOD