The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Drift has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

When Drift talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Drift to go around.

Drift invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Starscream invented pink.

It takes Drift 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Drift can touch MC Hammer.