Drift Facts
Inspired by Lord_Zed's comparison between Drift and Chuck Norris, I wonder how many Chuck Norris facts can be applied to Drift. Let's find out!
Drift's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Drift.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Drift.
Drift once wore an entire caseload of stasis cuffs. They made him blink.
When Drift plays Monopoly it effects the galactic economy.
Drift does not shutdown for recharge. He waits.
Drift was once in a sword fight. The sword lost.
When Drift does a push up he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the planet down.
Drift doesn't read data tracks. He stares at them until he gets the information he wants.
What was going through the minds of all of Drift's victims before they died? His foot.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Drift.
If you spell Drift in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Drift uses a night light not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Drift.
Drift counted to infinity - twice.
Drift doesn't have a time-keeping device - he decides what the time is.
Drift can divide by zero.
Drift destroyed the periodic table of elements because the only element he recognises is the element of surprise.
Drift is the reason why Wally is hiding.
Drift can slam a revolving door.
Drift can win Connect Four in only three moves.
According to the theory of relativity, Drift can actually roundhouse kick you last week.
The original title for Aliens Vs. Predator was Aliens and Predator vs. Drift.
Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet with Drift.
Drift is so fast he can run around any planet and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Originally Posted by bruticus
