Some bots pray to Primus. Primus prays to Drift.

Drift can set ant-droids on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

They once made Drift toilet paper but it wouldn't take crap from anyone.

Drift doesn't dodge blaster rounds. Blaster rounds dodge him.

Drift sold his Spark to Unicron for his dashing good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Drift roundhouse kicked Unicron in the face and took his Spark back. Unicron appreciated the irony and couldn't stay mad, admitting he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Drift has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

The chief export of Drift is pain.

Crop circles are Drift's way of telling Earthlings that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Drift's glovebox.

Drift exiled Neo from Zion. Now Neo is "the Two."

Drift knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Drift is what Willis was talking about.

If you have five credits and Drift has five credits, Drift has more money than you.

Drift once broke the land speed record while standing still.

Once a Sharkticon threatened to eat Drift. Drift showed the Sharkticon his fist and the Sharkticon proceeded to eat himself because it was the less painful way to die.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Drift and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

There's no such thing as tornadoes. Drift just hates trailer parks.

Drift is never sad, because when he starts feeling down he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.

Drift beats paper, rock and scissors!

There are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side and Drift.

Most bots drink oil. Drift refreshes himself by drinking napalm.

Drift doesn't believe in Polyhex.

Cybertronian scientists have conceded that if Unicron were ever to successfully devour Cybertron, all that would remain would be Drift.

When someone opens a can of whoopass, Drift jumps out.

Drift got a perfect score on the Autobot Academy final exam by writing "Drift" for every answer.