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[MV75]

Even the dimension of time is too whimpy for Chuck, he decides what reality it is.
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[Bartrim]

Yeah but Chuck Norris has no periphial vision.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=66-o5_...eature=related

check out the last 10 seconds of this

[GoktimusPrime]

Chuck Norris is so tough, when he does push ups, he's pushing the Earth down!

btw, roller knows full well that if he's in danger, people will just point and laugh at him.

[iceburn]

gosh...gok, you are always in your trademark:
- Optimus Prime helmet with a decepticon t-shirt

someone in sydney please buy him an Autobot tee *keke*

[GoktimusPrime]

dude, that's roller in that pic, not me. ;p

here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olyG3g_kxQs

[iceburn]

oopsy.. :P my bad

[Kyle]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

[NEMESIS PRIME]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

ROFL i havnt laughed so hard in ages

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