About a month back i was at work toiling away as you do (ok well i was) when then suddenly CRuNCh! ZAPPO! the pain oh the pain s*&$ WTF! My arm felt like it was going to shoot fire!! (which if it had it would have been cool, could have lived with that ) but no..

It went away briefly so i decided what the hell, i'll keep at it. Several days had passed and it was still painful, but not to bad. I assumed that i may have stretched something or torn a muscle and given a few weeks it be A OK. Well was i wrong. It had got somewhat progressively worse but I could still do a lot of things but if i turned my arm the wrong way, picked up something a little heavy or even just touched it. (yes hand shakes have been something to avoid) it felt like my whole arm would just blow up.

A week ago this wacky feeling was moving into my shoulder, neck and then the headaches started. 4 days ago and with some nag.. oh i mean coaching from my ever loving fiancee. I went to see the local quack. After a couple 100 dollars (oh my poor wallet) and a considerable amount of pain i was surprised to find out that......

I have 3 freaking shards of glass in my arm. No early onset superpowers F!@# dam it.

They have been in there for about 8 years at my guess. I mean that was the only time i could think of when erm.. i came unintentionaly Intimate with a sheet of glass...oh well.