
Originally Posted by
GoktimusPrime
She declared herself as an independent sovereign nation known as the MSRF (May-gan Socialite Republic of Fox), and so her presence on U.S. soil was deemed an act of war. President Obama, being a great fan of Beachcomber, granted her a special pardon where she had her sovereignty revoked and was expelled from the U.S. mainland. She has been permitted to reside in Alaska where she currently lives in a modest estate in the same neighbourhood as Sarah Palin. After accompany Ms. Palin on three moose hunts, Ms. Palin pulled some strings and now her house is known as tributary state to Alaska. Megan Fox's title is now HRHACMBP(PH)GMPF II (Her Royal Highness the Archduchess of the Collegiate of "Michael Bay is a Poo-Poo-Head" of the Greater May-gan Principality of Fox the Second).