At a dark an uninviting castle, a lone racer pulls up

"I've been waiting for you old friend"

"Shall we?"

The two warriors make some room for themselves and take a stance
"En garde!"

"Watch my high chop!"

"Only going to fight me with those two things? I feel insulted"

"Nice high kick but too slow!"

"Acrobatics eh? You'll be punished for getting fancy"


Insert Unphotographable Fantastic Judo Maneuver

"How do you like them energon apples?"

"Ha, now thats more like it!"

"Believe it or not, this is the fun part"


Insert Unbelievably Fast Samurai Top Kill Stroke

~cool finishing pose~

??????

"You're gonna have to do better if you want to get me buddy"

"Woa ahh!"

"Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!"

Drift. Wins.