Can you create a better character than Drift?

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

Don't worry Sharky, I like drift. I have a dislike for Animated and Bayverse but believe they are still for the greater good of us collectors to keep the line moving in some sort of direction. Our first decent (Yes Decent) new character in a while and people bag the hell out of it. I don't believe I could do a better job of creating a new Character can anyone else? Was that the sound of silence, highly unlikely I'm sure someone here has something to say and off you go.

I like this idea - here's a thread for anyone who wants to try to create a better new character than Drift. Alt-mode, powers/abilities, weapons, character, background -why not give it a shot?

EDIT - here's a sample format.

Character name
Allegiance:
Alt-mode:
Function:
Character description
Strength:
Intelligence:
Speed:
Endurance:
Rank:
Courage:
Firepower:
Skill: