Can you create a better character than Drift?

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

OK, I have two. I'll put a sample format on the initial post so we can get some characters cranking here.

HenTitus
Allegiance: Predacon (JP).
Alt-mode: Colossal squid Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni (Transmetal 2).
Function: Terrorist.
Misogynist, perverse terror of the deep seas; secretly terrified of fembots and often goes out of his way to target them in battle. Delights in restraining his victims and piercing their armor plating with his titanium-drill-tipped tentacles, before infecting them with his viscous horror-inducing cyber-slime. Also transforms into aquatic drilling platform - frequently causes environmental disasters and loudly complains that he 'wants his life back' when forced by Megatron to harvest undersea fuel resources. Squid tentacles become cyber-scourge* in robot mode. Other Predacons consider him a disgusting, creepy lech and avoid him as much as possible.
Strength: 7
Intelligence: 5
Speed: 5
Endurance: 6
Rank: 2
Courage: 4
Firepower: 8
Skill: 7

Roundhouse
Allegiance: Autobot
Alt-Mode: Party bus.
Function: hand-to-hand combat.
Used to be one of the top martial artists on Cybertron, before long exposure to the horrors of war caused him to turn to over-energizing as a coping mechanism. Reckless, irresponsible, loud and rowdy when in battle; listless, morose, verbally abusive and self-loathing when not. Pioneer of two new Cybertronian fighting styles, both of which have yet to really take off: Belligerent Bujutsu and Sizzled Sumo. Robot-Mode Techno-tinnie launcher fires cylindrical pressurized grenades that explode into gyro- and hand-optic coordination inhibiting foam on impact. Terrible driver.
Strength: 7
Intelligence: 5
Speed: 4
Endurance: 8
Rank: 5
Courage: 9
Firepower: 7
Skill: 3

*The link to non-TF scourge is there so as to avoid confusion with the Transformer(s) of the same name, for all those of us who aren't familiar with the intricacies of self-flagellation or ancient religious punishment techniques. Now I know!