Visiting USA

[Bartrim]

I think Crocodile Dundee made a good impression. Anyway, it's probably enough to get you laid so go nuts and play it up to the extreme.

Worked for me. Never been to America but met an American girl and apparently I have a real thick Australian accent which she absolutely loved. It was sort of liked that scene in "Love Actually"where the English guy goes to America except there was only one girl... and she didn't look quite as good

I also have a friend from NZ who is rather short and when he went to America he managed to score by telling girls he was an extra in the Shire scenes in "Lord of the Rings"

[sanbot]

Being an asian I don't think I fit the stereotype aussie, well at least not based on dundee. I reakon I'll prolly get a lot of where you from questions. To which I'll reply Australia and then they'll go where you really from?!

Mann I am so going to clog up my arteries with all that juicy greasy goodness.
I reakon I'll prolly be hated on for eating so much junk but not getting fat coz of my skinny asian genes.