Transformers Filks

[GoktimusPrime]

Post 'em here! I'll start with some festive ones!

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Sung to the tune of "Joy To The World"

Doom to our world, we've no more fuel!
Cybertron has run dry;
The Autobots prepare for launch,
And fly aboard the Ark,
And fly aboard the Ark,
In search of, in search of, more Energon.

Look out ahead, there's asteroids!
Fire the main cannon;
We'll clear a path, and fly right through,
I think we're being chased,
I think we're being chased,
I think that, I think that, we're being chased.

The Nemesis, has caught us now,
They're gonna board our ship;
Decepticons have come on-board
And now a fight ensues,
And now a fight ensues,
And now a, and now a, fight ensues.

We're crashing down, to that blue world,
Into a volcano;
Four million years have passed us now,
We slept through the Beast Wars
We slept through the Beast Wars
We slept through, we slept through, the Beast Wars.

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Sung to the tune of "Stille Nacht" (Silent Night)

Violent night, blazing lights
Enemies, in my sights
Defending Autobot City
They got through in one of our ships
Transform to attack mode
Transform to attack mode

Violent night, blazing lights
Fighting for what is right
Missiles stream from heaven afar
We can only transform into cars
Blaster, please call for aid
Blaster, please call for aid

Violent night, blazing lights
What is that, taking flight?
From Cybertron the shuttle has come
They have come to bring us freedom
Prime, the saviour has won
Prime, the saviour has won

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Sung to the tune of "Angels We Have Heard On High"

Welcome to the world of waste
We're the capital of junk
We do sometimes judge in haste
But we sing and dance with funk

Bah-weep-nah, granah-weep-nini-bong!
Bah-weep-nah, granah-weep-nini-bong!

Come to Junkion and see
Join us in our dance and sing;
Come, learn to talk like T.V.,
Wheelie spins, Grimlock is king.

Bah-weep-nah, granah-weep-nini-bong!
Bah-weep-nah, granah-weep-nini-bong!

Ultra Magnus blown apart
By Sweeps as you can see;
Junkions please lend your aid,
With money back guarantee.

Bah-weep-nah, granah-weep-nini-bong!
Bah-weep-nah, granah-weep-nini-bong!

Now we fly into the stars
To destroy that Unicron;
We call him the Grand Poobah,
Hope he doesn't mind our pong.

Bah-weep-nah, granah-weep-nini-bong!
Bah-weep-nah, granah-weep-nini-bong!

[roller]

well someones got alot of time on their hands

this christmas

[GoktimusPrime]

The very first TF filk I did was called "Cybertronian Rhapsody" back in 1997 (the year of Machine Wars!).

It's sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

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Is this Transformers -
Is this just fantasy -
(Maximals):
Gone through a wormhole -
No escape from brutality -
(Optimus Prime):
Open your eyes
We're going down you'll see
(Teletran One):
I'm a computer, submitting to gravity -
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Flying fast, landing low,
Crashing in a mountain, doesn't really matter to me, - to me,

(Starscream):
Megatron, just killed a 'bot,
Fusion cannon against his head,
Pulled the trigger, now he's dead,
Mega', now we're on our way
We'll go and destroy Autobot City -
Mega', ooo,
Didn't mean to throw you out -
(Galvatron):
I'll come back and kill you this time tomorrow -
Traitor scum! Traitor scum! I'll blast you into ashes-

(Optimus Prime):
Too late, my time has come,
Not feeling very Prime -
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go -
Gotta leave you 'til the day when all are one -
Magnus, ooo,
You're the new leader,
(Ultra Magnus):
I sometimes wish I'd never been chosen at all -

(Megatron):
I see a little silhouetto of a world,
Energon, energon - collect the energon-cubes -
(Cheetor):
Electro-bolts and lightning, very very frightening me-
(Cybertrons): (Destrons):
Sentoh Robo, Sentoh Robo,
Sentoh Robo, Sentoh Robo,
Sentoh Robo modore - Enerugon -
(Daniel):
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me -
And Wheelie's a wild boy from a dead family -
Spare us our lives from this audacity -
(Autobots):
Easy come, easy go -, will you let them go
(Prosecutor):
Quintesson! No -, we will not let them go
(Hot Rod: let them go)
Quintesson! We will not let them go - let them go
Quintesson! We will not let them go - let them go
Will not let them go - (Daniel/Wheelie):let us go
Will not let you go - let us go
(Galvatron):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
(Ultra Magnus):
By the matrix, by the matrix, by the matrix OPEN UP!!!
(Sharkticon):
The Quintessons are gonna bring a meal for me, for me, for me -

<Dinobots start headbanging>

(Optimus Primal):
So you think you can plunder and conquer us all -
(Megatron):
If you think you can stop us you sure have some gall -
(Optimus Primal):
Go-rilla, I change into gorilla -
(Rattrap):
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here -

(Dead End):
Nothing really matters,
Any fool can see,
Nothing really matters -, nothing ever matters to me,
(Unicron):
Anywhere Primus goes...

[Sky Shadow]

The very first TF filk I did was called "Cybertronian Rhapsody" back in 1997 (the year of Machine Wars!).

It's sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

That's really good. I don't have a Christmas one, but this is one I wrote for which Starscream decided that the original Transformers: the Movie would be better as an operetta. So he sings his coronation scene (to the tune of 'Hey Jude' by The Beatles.)

Hey You!

Hey you! Don't interrupt
My coronation with flagellation.
You say that all "this is bad comedy"
But I'd like to see you do it better.

Hey you! Don't be unclear.
I asked a question, so answer better
When I say, hey "Megatron is that you?"
'Cause "here's a hint" could mean whatever.

But is it "no" or is it "yes"? Who knows? I guess
You mean that you were but now you're bolder.
But Megatron, oh if that's you... Oh crap, I'm screwed.
I hope that's not fusion near your shoulder.

Hey you! Don't take it bad.
I nearly killed you but you got better. (Rumble: But is it "no" or is it "yes"?)
We're singing? Hey what the heck's that about?
Since when was this an operetta?

But is it "no" or is it "yes"? Who knows, I guess
You never "(how shall we say) departed".
And yes, I know it's not just you. Skywarp, that's you?
In this diction'ry, look up "armada".

Hey you! Don't interrupt
My coronation with flagellation.
You say that all "this is bad comedy"
But I'd like to see you do it better, better, better, better, better, better. Aaargh! (Starscream is blasted by Galvatron.)

Constructicons: Parp parp parp parpa parp parp.
Parpa parp parp.
Starscream's ghost: Hey you!
(Repeat a ridiculous amount of times until someone finally blasts the Constructicons' trumpets.)

[GoktimusPrime]

Noice!

[roller]

heres something i came up with in the Carribean


To the tune of "My life as a 50 yr old virgin" by S.Witwicky, 2007 Scotty brothers records


"Isn't it jolly nice to have a Grimlock? Isnt it jolly nice to have an Op?

your G1 slugfest, your Ironfist your Beastwars K9

Your Ravage in its box

So 3 cheers for your Cliffjumper or custom Sparkplug
3 cheers for your 1 eye Unicron
Your Peter Cullen your Scott Mcneil

Mint in box, mint on card

we dont need no food, buy the stupid toy

buy buy buy

buy buy buy

buy motherluncheow buy buy buy!
Touch the moon touch the moon, Primus you fool, Optimus aint no prime,Rodimus you are the chosen one in time!!!

filks suck

yeahhhh yeah yeah

expressing yourself should be made EEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee legallllll!!!!"

(super guitar solo)

dooo dooo ddoooo tishhhhhhhhhhhh (symbols clashing)

[GoktimusPrime]

...I don't know this song. Can you provide a link?

[roller]

...I don't know this song. Can you provide a link?

no

i cant find one on the internet (shock horror)

Try asking a record shop if they have one of those cds u can listen to, like a demo, listen b4 u buy etc

[Geminii]

Hmm... quick filk check. 11 Transformers filks in my scratch file, although some of them are a bit crap.

[Geminii]

i cant find one on the internet

Not even at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ ?