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    Default Spotlight: Goktimus Prime

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    Spotlight issue 4

    The OzFormers universe is vast, and populated by many characters.

    Name: Goktimus Prime

    Function: Cosplay Commander

    Sub Group: Reverse Pretenders

    "Quotes can be defined as 1. To repeat or copy the words of (another), usually with acknowledgment of the source.
    2. To cite or refer to for illustration or proof.
    3. To repeat a brief passage or excerpt from: The saxophonist quoted a Duke Ellington melody in his solo.
    4. To state (a price) for securities, goods, or services. So i suppose that my quote would be something along the lines of, the Universal counting system is law!!!"

    One of the more colourful Ozformers, he has the ability to construct lengthy answers and arguments that are mostly logical and clarity filled. This ability has led to numerous toy reviews on the interweb. A reverse pretender [meaning he is an organic pretending to be a robot] his cardboard cosplay shell allows him to dance at Supernova. Holder of the KFC matrix that has awesome unknown powers, it is said that the KFC Matrix will be unleashed when the Ozformers face their darkest hour.

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    that had to be the most annoying one to date, it took 3 attempts to post it

    this bloody laptop is too sensitive and it has the weird habit of switiching the typing to previous paragraphs. Each time i had to rewrite it from scratch, its pretty close to the original.

    i would have done saintly, but no one explained the can in the spam joke and i dont want to offend people...just expose their shameful cringeful habits.

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    im hoping to do next Tober, Ark-ivor and a special edition moving pictures issue for Lord Zed

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    Good work again young man. I'm curious do you plan to do a spotlight on The Dirty Digger. That would be... interesting

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    nice one for Gok

    the can of spam, you'll probably only offend me (which is enough for me to hunt you down)... long story but if you must know... pm TDD otherwise let it sunset.

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    LOL! I love the Function and Sub-Group! Good work!

    I would also add...

    Abilities: User mode is armed with Universal Counting Method and anal powers of retention.

    Weaknesses: Universal Counting Method is easily disabled by subjective disagreements. Prone to getting bum stuck on toilet seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime View Post
    Prone to getting bum stuck on toilet seat.
    OMG!! that's too much information! lol

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    G1 Goktimus Prime action figure

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