Hahaha.. how did I miss this?! G2 Prime is such a tool. I love it.
(Go G2 me, yes!)
Hahaha.. how did I miss this?! G2 Prime is such a tool. I love it.
(Go G2 me, yes!
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Episode 4: Duoconopoly
G2 Prime: Guns are useless in close quarters
G1 Prime: Uff!
G2 Prime: Let the enemy close in, and you will be disarmed
G1 Prime: My guns!
G2 Prime: Who needs guns when they have feet!
G1 Prime: Wha.. whoa!
G2 Prime: Come on me-from-the-past, that's enough for today.
G1 Prime: Thankyou, your martial prowess is most unparalleled. I will need to draw on your experiences if I am to... what are we doing again?
G2 Prime: Who the hell knows these days
Battletrap: Blue Bottoms to Grey Skies, You won't believe what I've found .
Battletrap: Yeah I will, because I am you
Battletrap: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Battletrap: So should we report back to Megatron?
Battletrap: I think you and I both know the answer to that question...
Battletrap: I suppose it was a bit rhetorical. I do love our rhetoric though.
Battletrap: Between our strategic genius, speed and superior real-time tactics these clowns don't stand a chance.
Battletrap: So you're on route then?
Battletrap: Coming to your location now
Battletrap: So whats the play?
Battletrap: The same one we've used countless times before.
Take out the sentries
Kup: Argh not again. I think I stepped on Scraplet poop.
Snarl: Dag yo, that stuff stains for life
Kup: Is it just me or does it look like we're about to get drive-by'd by a blue camper?
Kup: Ah scra//.......
Snarl: Oh stuff! I should do something! Wait, I can't do anything... I know I'll go get help!
Snarl: Or I can just go wherever
Snarl: Oh wow! Check out that black chasm! How deep do you reckon it goes?
Come from behind
G2 Prime: ...so after she left me, guess what I found out
G1 Prime: What?
G2 Prime: She was dating Magnus... MAGNUS of all bots.
G1 Prime: Seriously?
G2 Prime: I know right? Seņor Squarepants couldn't command a city out of ticker tape parade and Elita shacks up with him.
Battletrap: Girl trouble? Take a seat
G1 Prime: Uff!
G2 Prime: What in the wrecking balls...
Battletrap: Yooik!
G2 Prime: Give me back my sword!
Battletrap: Let's see what the sworded Prime can do without his blade
G2 Prime: They're fast...
Battletrap:: We... are Battletrap. Surrender to us
G2 Prime: Us?
Battletrap: Me
Battletrap: Me
Battletrap:: and We
G2 Prime: Primus, I feel like I'm on an episode of Sesame Street
G2 Prime: But my feet are also my weapons!
Battletrap: TWO-IN-ONE!
Battletrap: Taste my missile barrage
G2 Prime: Argh, missiles! My only weakness!
Battletrap: Sweep the leg!
G2 Prime: Gargh!
Battletrap: I'm sorry Prime but this is where your story ends
G2 Prime: Euuurgh, I can't take much more of this. Do I really fall to a damned Duocon?
G1 Prime: Who needs guns when we have feet?
Battletrap: What?!
Battletrap: No!
G1 Prime: Are you okay my future self?
G2 Prime: Yes, that was... AMAZING!
G1 Prime: I had the best teacher of all
G2 Prime: Yourself. From the future.
G1 Prime: Indeed
G2 Prime: With a kickass sword.
G1 Prime: I am not completely sold on that
Battletrap: You think us so easily defeated? Think again.
Battletrap: We may have lost the element surprise
Battletrap: And our strategic advantage in numbers
Battletrap: Also we have revealed most of our special abiltiies and attack modes
Battletrap: Hmm thinks are looking pretty grim for us actually
Battletrap: Do you think we should retreat?
Battletrap: I thought I was the one who asked all the rhetorical questions
G1 Prime: Guns are useless in close quarters!!!
Battletrap: Oh crepes, we let our guard down
Battletrap: You know Battletrap, I think we may have finally met our match
Battletrap: Kudos to you Primes
Battletrap: Catch you later G1 Prime!
G1 Prime: It's over... finished.
Battletrap: *groan*
G2 Prime: I've got this little bastard. Finish him off Prime, do it now
G1 Prime.....
G1 Prime: I... I can't. Not like this
G2 Prime: Yeah I understand. It'd be a waste of good ammunition. Come on, lets go find my sword and get the hell out of here.
G1 Prime: But I thought you said they deserve no mercy
G2 Prime: I also say that Sharkticons have a sense of fashion
G2 Prime: At least we get to heroically walk away. Maybe theres an Energon pub not to far from here
G1 Prime: Wait...
G1 Prime: I'm sorry... I couldn't let them
G2 Prime: I know... Come on, lets go.
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Absolutely loving this. youre efforts with special effects and "painting out the wires" are also very commendable.
Big fan of Battletraps two voices in one also. keep up the great work. and keep entertaining us
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Originally Posted by Megatron
Hahaha.. how did I miss this?! G2 Prime is such a tool. I love it.
(Go G2 me, yes!ROFL!Thanks for the feedback guysAbsolutely loving this. youre efforts with special effects and "painting out the wires" are also very commendable.
Big fan of Battletraps two voices in one also. keep up the great work. and keep entertaining us
I really wish my photoshop skills were greater than simply smudging everything into oblivion
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Episode 5: Rollin in the deep
Prowl: Ironhide... judging by his final resting place I would say he was responsible for the downing of the other three bodies. The purple jet, the blue jet and the... thing with the disemboweled human inside. Neutralising this lot would have been a mean feat but if you had observed sound military strategy I might not be talking to your corpse today.
TRANSFORM!
Prowl:Hmm the large blast trauma to the back would have killed any other bot but not old Ironhide. Numerous wounds to the chest. Aha. Single powerful shot to the head. That would have done it. However there is a discreptancy. The ballistics on this single shot do not match any of the other wounds. In fact, I don't believe any of the weapons found on the fallen cons could produce this shot.
Prowl: The logical conclusion: there was another shooter
Prowl: What is your assessment Ratchet?
Ratchet: I agree with all of what you have just said however my observations suggest that there is another element at play here
Prowl: And what is that?
Ratchet: I believe that Ironhide's death is either a direct or indirect result of the effects of Daaark Energon!
Prowl: And what in the Unicron is that?
Ratchet: Precisely what is in Unicron: the blood of the chaos bringer himself!
Prowl: Right...
Ratchet: In my world Dark Energon is a substance that grants great power to those who infuse themselves with it but causes equally great madness. When I was transported to this world due to the great cataclysm it is entirely possible that Dark Energon could have followed.
Prowl: Thats great, I see small tracks leaving the scene, we should investigate.
Ratchet: What about these larger tracks over here?
Prowl: There are only two of us, it would not be strategically sound to pursue the larger set of tracks in case whatever is at the end of those tracks is too much to handle.
MEANWHILE OVER THE HILL AND FAR AWAY
G2 Prime: R U OK Kup?
Kup: Argh, my face.
G2 Prime: YOU WERE SHOT IN THE FACE, CAN YOU SEE?
Kup: Yeah, but I wish I couldn't now
G2 Prime: Oh but you should see yourself now, you look like a Terrorcon that's eaten one too many Nebulans! AAHAHAHAHA!
G1 Prime: Can you stand old friend?
Kup: Yer I should be able to once Mr tryhard Armorhide here gets a grip
Kup: Hmm, that blast actually got rid of that nasty burr on my rotator
G2 Prime: Great! The gang is all together again, onwards and upwards!
G1 Prime: What about Steeljaw?
G2 Prime: He's a tracker isn't he? I'm sure he'll find his way back from whatever hole he's in.
MEANWHILE, IN WHATEVER HOLE SNARL IS IN
Snarl: (singing) Give me a second I, I need to get my story straight, I wasn't in the stasis pod trying to get in on with Transmutate...
Snarl: Man it's really dark in here. How the heck am I gonna get out of here if I can't even see?
Snarl: Woah what's this? Looks like, looks liiike...
<Floodlights turn on>
Prowl: Looks like you're at a crime scene con
Snarl: Ah stuffballs...
Prowl: Examine the stiff Ratchet, I'll watch this little creature.
Snarl: Oi we're called Minicons aight? Don't forget it.
Ratchet: Prowl, this is no stiff. This bot is in stasis lock!
Prowl: His head has been completely blown to pieces, how can this guy be still alive?
Ratchet: Hmm, the Classics engineering, these allspark blue connectors... Since landing in this world I have seen this kind of physiology before. Help me turn him over. If I am not wrong there should be...
Ratchet: A second head!
Snarl: Wow
Prowl: Fantastic. Revive him. Now we should get some answers
What answers will Huffer's head reveal? Will Prowl solve the mystery of the 'other' shooter? Will Snarl be reunited with G2 Prime? Stay tuned for the next episode of Transformers G2 Prime: The Generation Wars!!!
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This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time, can't wait for the next episode
Brilliant job
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Damn, this is some good reading material. The effects and posing is just right too
"I am not a gun. I'm hitting people with a hammer. On Mars."
The Iron Giant / David Wildgoose
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So glad this is back. Enjoying it more than "Season 1." Love the big-budget special effects too. Very nifty.
Also, I think we have the same couch...
TF Figs of 2023:
1) WnR Springer
2) Legacy Bludgeon
3) Legacy Leo Prime/Nemesis Leo Prime.
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Fantastic Furniture?
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