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    Default Corrupt A Wish

    Same rules as this thread, only for non-Transformers related wishes.

    I wish that this Baby Shark fad would just go away now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime View Post

    I wish that this Baby Shark fad would just go away now.
    Granted but it’s replaced by the song ‘Pubecent Flake’.

    I wish I could lose 10kg

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigTransformerTrev View Post
    I wish I could lose 10kg
    Granted but there goes your manhood... all 10kg of it! (so I've been told...).

    I wish all the best for the Miss Universe Australia 2018 winner but more importantly for all the other 30 something contestants to head back to my place for a win.
    Last edited by Galvatran; 26th October 2018 at 11:50 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigTransformerTrev View Post
    I wish I could lose 10kg
    Granted, but you've now had both of your legs amputated.

    I wish that all drivers stuck to the road rules.

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    Granted. However the unexpected byproduct is that everyone is so good at obeying the road rules that self-driving car designs are abolished, which was the fundamental design key required for making real life transformers.

    I wish that banks didn't try to have their cake and eat it too when it comes to ridiculous fees (you'd think the Royal Commission would've made them learn this a bit better!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TaZZerath View Post
    I wish that banks didn't try to have their cake and eat it too when it comes to ridiculous fees (you'd think the Royal Commission would've made them learn this a bit better!)
    Granted. But the only way to bypass bank fees is to listen to "Baby Shark" playing while you do your banking. Attempting to mute or otherwise avoid/opt out of listening to this song will incur fees.

    I wish that more smokers in this country would actually obey public No Smoking rules.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime View Post
    Granted. But the only way to bypass bank fees is to listen to "Baby Shark" playing while you do your banking. Attempting to mute or otherwise avoid/opt out of listening to this song will incur fees.

    I wish that more smokers in this country would actually obey public No Smoking rules.
    Granted, but your house becomes an accidental 'smoking zone' which people flock to.

    I wish that more workplaces could be as lenient as mine when it comes to 'desk toys' (or in my case more like a 'desk display'!)

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