"Right In The Lugnuts!" The Ongoing Adventures Of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends.

[Sky Shadow]

Because you (Hursticon) demanded it! For the first time ever in one place! Fresh from the acquisitions threads! The archive of the ongoing tale of Sky Shadow's toy collection, as told by Lugnut And His Amazing Friends!©™®

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[Sky Shadow]

NARRATOR: Can Lugnut save his amazing friends, his girlfriend and the entire planet of Cybertron from the clutches of... The Collector?



And has he 'advanced' enough to 'try' to finally 'press' Strika's 'deluxe' 'spark crystal'?



Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends. Same Nut-time; Same Nut-channel!

[Sky Shadow]

Can Lugnut save his amazing friends, his girlfriend and the entire planet of Cybertron from the clutches of... The Collector?

NARRATOR: Of course he can...



LUGNUT: Um... it looked bigger on TV.

GIGASTORM: I think it just looks small because it's very far away.

LUGNUT: Oh, yeah, of course! Hey... where did Strika go?

NARRATOR: Where did Strika go?

LUGNUT: And where's that voice coming from?

NARRATOR: Where is my voice coming from? Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends. Same Nut-time; Same Nut-channel!

[Sky Shadow]

LUGNUT: Hi, cyborg Waspinator!

DIRGEGUN: Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time... I'm more machine now than man.

LUGNUT: That's... nice. Have you seen Strika?

DIRGEGUN: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

GIGASTORM: ...Are you... quoting Star Wars?

DIRGEGUN: So what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.

LUGNUT: Let’s go, Gigastorm. Come on, Cybertron, we're off!

DIRGEGUN: ...That's no moon.

haha very entertaining, but where is strika...

NARRATOR: Has anyone seen Strika? Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends. Same Nut-time; Same Nut-channel!

[Sky Shadow]

Is that how small Primus is?! Compared to Lugnut who's just a voyager figure>?!?!?!?!

He's bigger on the inside:



PRIMUS: I am the lord, your god! I made you in my image!

LUGNUT: Hi Cybertron!

GIGASTORM: Er... Which one of us did you make in your image? The five-eyed, eight toed robot with no nose and claws for hands, or me - a dinosaur with horns on his face.

PRIMUS: Both of you! I'm... not very good at making stuff.

LUGNUT: So are you the narrator?

PRIMUS: I am the omniscient narrator! I know all and say all!

LUGNUT: So you're the guy who always says "Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends"?

PRIMUS: Oh... No.

GIGASTORM: But if you know all, then... who is the narrator?

PRIMUS: ... I once made a sandwich so big that even I couldn't eat it! And then I ate it anyway!

GIGASTORM: You don't know, do you?

PRIMUS: Um... No.

NARRATOR: Does Primus know anything? Anything at all? Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends. Same Nut-time; Same Nut-channel! And tune in next time to hear Tallestblue say...

"Tune in next time to hear Lugnut say- ALL HAIL MEGATRON!!"

[Sky Shadow]

LUGNUT: It's Strika, and she's... with me?

GIGASTORM: Oh great, we can go home.

LUGNUT: But I'm me... Aren't I?

NARRATOR: Is Lugnut Lugnut? And if he is, then who's that other guy who's about to press Strika's button? Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends. Same Nut-time; Same Nut-channel!

[Sky Shadow]

STRIKA: Two Lugnuts?

LUGNUT: Strika, you must know he’s not me, because you never let me get that far with you.

STRIKA: True.

LUGNUT: Which means the other Lugnut must be...



LUGNUT: ...Atomic, my lecherous twin brother!

ATOMIC: Gah! And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you and your amazing friends!

NARRATOR: Well, it looks like everything’s tied up nicely...

LUGNUT: Except who the narrator is.

NARRATOR: Oh, crap. Well... I guess you'll find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His Amazing Friends. Same Nut-time; Same Nut-channel!

[Sky Shadow]

STRIKA: So why's Gigastorm wearing a car on his chest?

GIGASTORM: I'm not.

LUGNUT: Actually you are, look!



GIGASTORM: Oh yeah, I am – how embarrassing. It must have been stuck there since last time I transformed from city mode.

NARRATOR: How embarrassed is Gigastorm? Find out tomorrow in the next exciting episode of Lugnut And His...

LUGNUT: Hey... that car's talking!

NARRATOR: ... No it isn't.

LUGNUT: Yes it is... I mean, yes you are – you're the narrator!



GIGASCOUTER: Okay, fine, I'm the narrator. And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you and your amazing friends!

EVERYONE: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Sky Shadow]

LUGNUT: Hi Kimba!

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Are you talking to me? My name isn't Kimba.

LUGNUT: Sure it is. Man, I used to watch your TV show every afternoon. "Who lives down in deepest darkest Africa? Africa?/Who's the one who brought the jungle fame?/Who's the king of animals in Africa?/Kim..."



WHITE LIO JUNIOR: I'm not fricking Kimba! I'm White Lio Junior!

LUGNUT: ... "Kimba The White Lion is his name!"

[Sky Shadow]

LUGNUT: Hi Kimba! Hi Simba!

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Sigh. He's not Simba – this is Lio Junior. He's here to tell you that I'm not Kimba.

LIO JUNIOR: He's not Kimba.

LUGNUT: Er... No offense, Kimba, but I'm sure Simba would say anything you want him to in order to preserve your friendship. If I was you I would have dropped a lawsuit on Simba's arse years ago.

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Neither of us are Kimba or Simba! We're... interchangeable parts of a combining team!

LUGNUT: You're what now?

LIO JUNIOR: With our friends, we combine into a big robot.

LUGNUT: OMG! I'm so embarrassed. I totally know who you are! You're from that other cartoon! With all the combining into a big robot and stuff!

WHITE LIO JUNIOR: Finally! I didn't think you'd even heard of Beast Wars II, but I'm glad that... Oh crap.

LIO JUNIOR: You think we're Voltron, don't you?

LUGNUT: So... what's Princess Allura really like?