I know we're supposed to let the person who gets the first acquisition for the month set the thread title, but I couldn't resist doing this. It turns out it's actually a really hard song to rework the lyrics to so it ended up taking quite a bit longer than I thought it would. It was sooo worth it though.
For our younger members, here's the tune...

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Do you remember, what you acquired in September?
New toys and old - like Pretenders
Budgets trashed and your funds away...
Shop tills are ringing,
Unhappy tunes our wives are singing.
On the couch for the night, Remember
Buying Transformers night and day (yeah yeah yeah)


[Chorus 1]
Bada Ya, say do you remember
Bada Ya, what you got September
Bada Ya, for Transformers you will pay


[Bridge]
Ba duda, ba duda, ba duda, badu
Ba duda, badu, ba duda, badu
Ba duda, badu, ba duda


[Verse 2]
This thread is for you
To show off your toys yes it’s true
But no 3rd-Party toys Remember,
For that stuff there’s another place
In December there will be a new thread September
It’s the month we’re in now Remember,
New toys we share today



[Chorus]
(Hey hey hey)
Bada Ya, say do you remember
Bada Ya, what you got September
Bada Ya, for Transformers you will pay


(There was a)
Bada Ya, say do you remember
Bada Ya, what you paid September
Bada Ya, the wife won’t find out I pray


[Verse 3]
Wallets are stinging
Price-matching we’re winging
Do you remember how much it was you paid? (yow)


[Chorus 2]
There was a
Bada Ya, say do you remember
Bada Ya, what you got September
Bada Ya, gold plastic please don’t break
And we'll say
Bada Ya, say do you remember
Bada Ya, what you got September
Bada Ya, your Transformers please display


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