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    Ronald McDonald is the original evil clown. Can't sleep, clown WILL eat you!

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    Asian guys don't really have small ****s.
    That's a conspiracy started by white men to steal our women!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOyRWuklsiQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamLoi888 View Post
    Asian guys don't really have small ****s.
    That's a conspiracy started by white men to steal our women!!!
    Just read this and thought of this video clip, it ties in so well....

    http://www.youtube.com/user/dofubrai...41/Mu61YBai_mM

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime View Post
    Ronald McDonald is the original evil clown. Can't sleep, clown WILL eat you!
    That looks eerily like Michael Jackson

    Before I clicked on the link, I thought it was going to be the clown from IT.
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    Wayne Rooney instigated his transfer saga and went off on one at his team mates so that the manager would have more money to spend on players and wages.
    I'm really just here for the free food and open bar.

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    The reason why Sparkplug Witwicky was never seen after G1 Season 2 was because on January 1 2001, while celebrating the dawn of the 21st Century and opening of Autobot City there was a massive party. Ultra Magnus, drunk on overenergising on Energon Cubes, accidentally sat on Sparkplug. He proceeded to wipe his arse clean and since sobering up has no recollection of what transpired.

    Thus officially what happened to Sparkplug remains a mystery, and his face can still be seen on the side of milk cartons today.

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    The recently banned substance Meldonium (drug name Mildronate) was added to WADA's Banned List to put a stop to grunting in tennis.

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    In astrophysics, the 'wobble' on Earth is not due to the gravitational pull of a large cosmic object such as the Sun but from Chuck Norris doing push ups.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megatran View Post
    In astrophysics, the 'wobble' on Earth is not due to the gravitational pull of a large cosmic object such as the Sun but from Chuck Norris doing push ups.
    I just assumed sexy Suzie was responsible
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    Some say Global Warming is man-made. That's true. Happens every time Chuck Norris warms up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Megatran View Post
    Some say Global Warming is man-made. That's true. Happens every time Chuck Norris warms up.
    FACT; when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up... he pushes the earth down.

    This probably explains why earth has global warming.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE

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