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Oh my god the rubber chicken is hilarious
Good work dude
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Haha, nice move paying out your own heritage there.Originally Posted by Jhiaxus
LOL @ the chicken. Can't wait for the next installment!
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This thread is making me want to get my own Devy to snack on some unsuspecting victims
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Well... enough about Geckos. It's time for CAN DEVVY EAT IT, EPISODE... uhhh... seven? Sure, we'll call it episode seven.
I had a request and so I said that this episode we'd see if Devastator could eat some HOUSEHOLD ITEMS!
So of course... the most logical choice of household items?!
DECEPTICON PRETENDERS!
Mmmm, Decepticon Pretenders! The something something lies... something something.. robots in disguise!
They're more, MUCH MORE, than meets the eye!
But the question is... CAN DEVASTATOR EAT THEM?!
LIKE SNACK FOOD, BABY!
Mmmmm... yummy!
Okay, okay. That's MONSTER Decepticon Pretenders. We know Devvy could eat them. They're tiny, and pudgy and funny-looking and delicious.
DELICIOUS.
ABSOLUTELY FREAKING DELICIOUS.
But... what about a LARGER DECEPTICON PRETENDER?! Can Devastator handle SEA FOOD?!
Hrn... not so good, yes?
Looks like Devastator can't eat a larger Decepticon Pretender! IT'S JUST TOO MUCH FOR HIM!
But wait... what's this?
Ahhh, that's more like it Devastator! Crack open that shell and get to the sweet meats inside!
Devastator was REALLY CHOMPIN' THIS GUY DOWN! I took SEVEN photos and this was the best one.
But now he knows how to eat a Decepticon Pretender!
WOO DEVVY! YOU'VE REALLY GOT THE HANG OF IT THIS TIME!!
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!
Them's good eatin'.
--Jhiaxus
(As a bonus, here's one of the rejected photos. Seriously, big guy, hold still for the camera!)
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uhhh devvy must really have you under his claws, working so hard! :P
I guess you want everyone to be voting for Devvy this x'mas season, huh?
Had fun reading this thread
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LOL the chicken! I have to try this with my one!
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Throughout the swallowing world there are a lot of challenges that are considered dangerous and impressive.
Eating an insane amount of HOT DOGS.
Eating a HOUSE or a BOEING 747.
Swallowing FIRE!
But the greatest most dangerous challenge of all?
SWORD SWALLOWING!!
Welcome to EPISODE EIGHT of "CAN DEVVY EAT IT?!"
This episode we enter the terrifying and dangerous world of SWORD SWALLOWING and we ask... well you know what we ask. It's the title of the damn show. If you can't put that together by yourself you're probably not even reading this part anyway... enjoy the pretty pictures you freaking moron.
Anyway...
SWORDS!!
Devastator has a big mouth, so a few swords shouldn't be a challenge to him... so today we've set up a SMORGASBORD OF SWORDS!
That's a lot of swords!
Let's start with... something classic. Something old-fashioned. Something Generation 1:
HUZZAH! That's a lot of swords to swallow at once! I'm counting... I dunno... five or something. Do you think Devvy ca...
Oh who am I kidding? Of course we know Devvy can eat them!
So on to SWORD SWALLOWING... SWORD SWALLOWING GENERATION 2!
At this stage I should like, bust some awesome rhymes or something. But I can't think of anything to rhyme with Devastator.
Dudeatator?
No.
MMMMMMMM. Translucent.
Y'know that's just too easy. Let's move onto something a little more... BESTIAL.
Oh yeah baby, that's more like it. BEAST SWORDS! Some of those things are massive! And... a lot of them are people's tails. Or from inside people's tails. Actually... all of them are people's tails or from inside people's tails.
Well... not people. Robots.
People don't have tails, they have tail bones, but not tails.
Robots have tails.
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!
--Jhiaxus.
(This is a big one, so I'm breaking it up into two posts.)
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