CAN DEVVY EAT IT? (updated regularly)

[heroic_decepticon]

kudakero, kyoka suigetsu

now you can make Devvy think that he is eating anything you want

[Ode to a Grasshopper]

That chicken was pure wow.

Maybe some of the other continuity Cosntructicons? He might be able to eat a whole mini-Devastator.

[OrionPax]

Lol! This thread is genius

[Jhiaxus]

So I couldn't find the tip of Star Saber... so... uhhh... we won't be having another sword swallowing episode just yet.

Instead, for EPISODE 9 OF CAN DEVVY EAT IT WE HAVE...

CAN DEVVY EAT A TRAIN?!

Transformers has a tonne of trains... so lets start with the most obvious!

A reissue of the JApanese version of Astrotrain shot in a really blurry photograph!


Can you tell I hate redoing settups? Bah, this is as good as you're getting. Shut up.
Look, this isn't "Let's criticise Andrew's photography." this is "Can Devvy Eat it?"

So the question is... wait... obviously the question is what I just asked. You know... shut up and look at the next picture!



Ungrateful bastards.

By the way? Yes, he can totally eat it.

But... that's the old toy... what about THE NEW TOY?!



The new DELUXE Astrotrain from the classics line... that guy is HUGE! He's twice as long as the original... CAN DEVVY POSSIBLY SWALLOW SOMETHING LONGER THAN HIS OWN HEAD?!



Mmmmm. Bullet trains go down smooth.

Okay, sure... he can eat one train. But what about... SIX TRAINS?!



You see what I did there? Yeah, I know. Funny stuff right?

(God dammit... he's Sixliner, isn't he?)

(God dammit.)



OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!

Okay... six trains sure... BUT WHAT ABOUT TWELVE TRAINS?!



That's a hell of a lot of trains. Devastator has eaten a LOT of Transformers at once in the past, but TWELVE AT ONCE?! That's nutbags... can he possibly even do anything like...


Okay, yes he can, look:


Yummy!

All right Devvy, enough with the easy stuff. It's time for a much harder challenge. Purge those Micromaster trains from your system and we'll bring in the big guns.



Oh... guh... EWWWWWW!!!

Geezus, Devvy. That's NOT WHAT I MEANT!

Damn.

Okay... okay... so you can handle Transformers trains. But we all know that the ultimate transforming giant robot trains aren't Transformers at all. We're talking about:



GREAT MIGHT GAINE PERFECT MODE!!

Oh yeah baby! NOW THIS IS A CHALLENGE!!

This is a challenge so big that...



LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE, BABY!!

Okay... Devvy this guy is huge... do you think you're going to be able to...



Of course you are. The big guy has learnt by now that when you're faced with a challenge you just gotta break it up into bite-sized portions.



GROM OM GROM GROM!



Yeah... this is EASY! Might Gaine is such a freakin' loser!
He's very brave though.

(See what I did there?)



At this point the big guy is just gorging himself... There's no stopping him!



OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!

So yummy, eh Devvy?



Almost there...



He might gunna be able to do it!
(See what I... okay, enough of that joke.)
(I made a pun. Yes, yay for me.)

Well Devvy, not much left just the big one to go... can he do it?!

CAN HE EAT ALL OF MIGHT GAINE'S MOST POWERFUL ROBOT?!

CAN HE PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT TRANSFORMERS ARE INFINITELY SUPERIOR TO TAKARA'S OLD BRAVE SERIES?!



Yeaaaahhh... not really.

But, dammit, you gave it the old college try. Right, Devvy?

--Jhiaxus.
(Warning: Despite looking delicious, Brave Might Gaine toys are not for human consumption.)

[SilverDragon]

Let's see him eat planes next!

[Sky Shadow]

He might gunna be able to do it!
(See what I... okay, enough of that joke.)
(I made a pun. Yes, yay for me.)

Aren't you worried that Devvy might gaine weight if he doesn't stop eating?

(Naw - this thread continues to be awesomesauce - keep up the good work and consumption. May Devastator's appetite never be sated. )

[liegeprime]

nah I think he's bulimic. look at 'im vomit those micro trains out

[STL]

This thread makes me want a Devastator now.

[Jhiaxus]

WELCOME TO CAN DEVVY EAT IT EPISODE... UHHH... CRAP LET ME SCROLL BACK.

EPISODE TEN!

Today's question is... CAN DEVVY EAT SWORDS WHAT IS ALIVE?!

That's right -- Can Devvy Eat Swords... Can DEvvy Eat swords part 2!!

So here are the swords in question, the various sabers!



The Star Saber! The Dark Saber! The Energon Saber and... uhhh... The Sky Terror Team. Sorry, I'm not sure they HAVE a combined mode name.

Dammit.

Anyway... yeah. them guys! The Saber gang!

This'll be EASY. A bunch of Mini-cons?



Yup. Devvy's going to make short work of those guys.

First the... uhhh... SKY TERROR TEAM!


GROMP!!

Next the LEGENDARY ENERGON SABER! (Minus Kicker)


Watch the hayfever there, Devvy.



Oh no there goes the Star Saber... and that just leaves one left! Wow. Devvy was making short work of these guys... this seems downright effortless!!



Here it is, the final victim. The legendary DARK SABER!! The Dark Saber is the evil twin of the Star Saber. It's a horror of evil and darkness.

There is no sword more powerful or more dark, or more evil than the Dark Saber. You can tell, because it is purple and black the COLOURS of evil!

You know what this sword is? IT'S DOWNRIGHT EVIL THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!

Can Devastator possibly eat/devour/swallow something so... so... EVIL?

Can he eat it? Can he swallow it? Will four Saber swords be too much for him? CAN HE DO IT?



Damn.

That's evil.

--Jhiaxus
(EVIL.)

[Starscream212]

LOL that sword is huge
What a great thread!