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    By all means please do (so as you credit me for the lyrics)

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    Sung to the tune of You're Simply The Best"
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    You've collected Transformers for these thirty years
    Decepticons, Autobots, have no fear
    You never stopped, buying all the toys you need
    Gathered a lifetime of Transformers and a world of dreams
    You've got videos and Blu Rays and DVDs
    And the comic books, you know the lore with just one look, baby

    You're simply obsessed, more obsessed than all the rest,
    More obsessed than anyone, anyone I've ever met
    You never gave up, you stuck by the best and worst
    Without your support, the franchise would already be dead

    Wear Transformers apparel of every night and every day
    With passion, you get lost, even carried away
    Just as long as there are toys to buy you could be in no better place

    You're simply obsessed, more obsessed than all the rest,
    More obsessed than anyone, anyone I've ever met
    You know all their names, their personalities and their strife

    Oh three decades on now, baby Transformers is your life
    Each new wave that comes out, you start losing control,
    Transformers has got your heart and soul
    With the Transformers you're just never alone
    Oh baby don't let go!

    And you're simply obsessed, more obsessed than all the rest,
    More obsessed than anyone, anyone I've ever met
    You know what would work, it's not like those other passing trends
    Through thick and thin, oh for you it just never ends, ooh you're obsessed!

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    Sung to the tune of Let It Go
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    I went out to buy Transformers last night
    Not a new toy to be seen
    Shelfwarming one step changers
    Overflowing at the seams

    It is amazing how retail stores have survived
    Couldn't find new toys, Primus knows I tried!

    Bring on new toys, please let us see
    Toys that make us want to pay your fees
    Where are these toys, please let us know
    We want to know!

    Please Hasbro, please Hasbro
    Can't hold it back anymore
    Please Hasbro, please Hasbro
    Local stores are such a bore!

    Stores should care
    Who we're going to pay
    Or they'll lose those sales
    More folks are going online nowadays

    It's crappy how Australia
    Has skipped on so much stuff
    With the passion that once drove us
    Collecting's getting tough

    It's time to see what we can do
    Release the toys and we'll be true
    Need to strike while the iron's hot, we plea!

    Please Hasbro, please Hasbro
    Give us what we want to buy
    Please Hasbro, please Hasbro
    Frustration makes us cry!

    We will spend
    And we would pay
    Bring the toy sales on!

    Why are Gen'rations proving just so hard to find?
    The Australian market's being ever quickly left behind
    And one thought crystallises like an icy blast
    These Generations toys
    Seriously kick some @®$3!

    Please Hasbro, please Hasbro
    Go ahead and release these toys
    Please Hasbro, please Hasbro
    For happy girls and boys

    Cash in hand
    But where can we pay
    Without going on line?
    Finding toys in stores would really make our day

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    Another parody of Disney's "Let It Go" from Frozen.
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    GO ONLINE
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    I walked into my local toy store
    Not a new toy to be seen
    Non-converters clogging shelves
    And simplified toys to the brim

    My need is howling like a swirling storm inside
    Couldn't keep it in, so I went on-line

    Generations, Masterpieces,
    All the good toys that we just never see
    Faster, cheaper, online I go
    Cos locals blow!

    Transformers, Transformers,
    I'd rather buy from actual stores
    Transformers, Transformers,
    Couldn't stand it anymore!

    I can't risk
    Missing out on good toys
    That don't come out here,
    But I'd rather buy locally anyway!

    Many toys we've missed out on
    Makes our local range seem small
    The easy and expensive toys
    Don't sell too well at all!

    It's time to see what I can try
    To go online where I can buy
    More choice, no stress, more toys for me - such glee!

    Transformers, Transformers
    I will get what I want to buy
    Transformers, Transformers
    You'll never see me cry!

    Pre-orders
    Make it cheaper still
    With toys from Japan!

    My order travel along the air, ground and sea
    It reaches Customs where it lingers for eternity
    And one thought crystallises in my impatient mind
    It's already in our land
    Just bring it to my hand!

    Transformers, Transformers
    Credit card or PayPal is okay
    Transformers, Transformers
    It sure beats using eBay!

    If local stores
    Won't stock the new lines
    I shall go on-line,
    But I'd rather buy locally anyway!

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    Sung to the tune of the South Park theme song

    I'm going down to Earth's Park
    Gonna have myself a time
    Giant robots everywhere
    Hiding out with transformations

    I'm gonna collect some Earth's Park
    Gonna leave my cash behind
    Hasbro's brand new profit margins
    Scalpers charging massive fortunes

    Heading on up to Earth's Park
    Gonna see what I can buy
    I love toys with boxes minty
    I love toys at retail prices

    Some come on down the Earth's Park
    And meet see some Bots of mine

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