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    orrity then

    Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    A)
    None - woodchucks cant chuck wood

    B)
    Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more wood than a woodchuck.

    C)
    It would depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

    D)
    Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must be, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

    Hint: its not E)

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    b?

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    I'm guessing C but I think you got it the wrong way around.
    If his mother-in-law was around he'd be chucking wood all day??

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    no sorry blackie and stu they are incorrect

    anyone else care to try?


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDirtyDigger View Post
    If his mother-in-law was around he'd be chucking wood all day??

    has to impress the mother in law doesnt he?

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    A

    From the answers:
    + "As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood." (Silberg, 2003)
    + "A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood." (Rountree Smith, 1923)
    + "A woodchuck would chuck all the wood, if a woodchuck only could." (The Writer's Forum)

    Furthermore, "The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian name for the animal (possibly Narragansett), wuchak." (Reference).

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    yes

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    Q: What do you get when you cross a hedgehog with a mother superior?
    A: Nunchuck!



    *ahem*

    An apprentice Geisha is known as:

    A. Shikomi
    B. Tatami
    C. Maiko
    D. Minarai

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    bee?

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    Cee.

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