So, one of this morning's random thoughts was about the old news that Steven Spielberg wants to do a Ghost in the Shell live-action remake, and thinking how awful nihilistically funny it would be if he got Michael Bay to direct it a la Transformers. This struck me as a decent idea for a thread, so...

Post your Michael Bay-ized versions of other movies/books/comics here!

How would Michael Bay do Romeo and Juliet?
Michael Bay's Footloose? Sure!
Lolita, but with more explosions? Why not?
I've always thought Pride and Prejudice could do with a few more fart jokes here and there, haven't you?

Lost in Translation! Rocky Horror Picture Show! The Passion of the Christ! The possibilities are endless!