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    Sung to the tune of "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

    Warning: Contains coarse language & adult themes (offensive words are "spoiler tagged")





    Japanischen verschluckt Hasbro

    Give it to me fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to me fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to me fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
    And Shane McCarthy say I'm pretty hot for a white bot

    Bah weep granah weep nini nini nini bong

    You know its kinda hard to sell robot comics
    Thinks G1 finished up in 1986
    Profits going down, sales sure needed a lift
    From All Hail Megatron, they came and gave us Drift

    So why don't you, love Gary Stus
    Has a black belt in every martial art
    Former Decepticon, now that's gone
    He drives real fast, he drives real fast

    With swords so great, he over compensates
    It's like a bad fan-fic where fanboys masturbates
    Just grab your comic book and
    Hey, hey, do that fanboy thing!

    Give it to me fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to me fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to me fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
    And IDW says I'm pretty hot for a white bot

    He needed a new toy, not just any will suffice
    Especially when we're paying thirty-dollars retail price
    His legs are really chunky, they don't lock below the knees
    His doors have Rising Suns, with some random Japanese!

    With such mighty fists, take the piss
    Out of a big transforming Chuck Nor-ris
    Drift's got sex appeal, spin that wheel
    He drives which way, he drives which way?
    It's a toy so great, go tell all your mates
    Then go log online and have lots of debates
    Grab your action figure and
    Hey, hey, play with your new toy!

    Now he's getting tampographs yeah, some Kanji for his doors
    He asks for a "Dorifto", but they wrote down "Samurai"
    Fans say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip
    But in his author's mind he's the, he's the dopest trick

    Give it to fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to fanboys, uh huh, uh huh
    Give it to fanboys, uh huh, uh huh

    Bah weep granah weep nini nini nini bong

    Such amazing feats, he can't be beat
    Nameless minions might as well admit defeat
    Who is this boy?
    Go get the toy!
    You will all pay, you will all pay
    With swords so great, he over compensates
    It's like a bad fan-fic where fanboys masturbates
    We all just love G1
    Is this guy even from G1?
    Let's all pretend he's from G1
    Hey, hey, do MacGuffin things!
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    lol, I'm assuming that this is aimed at Drift?

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    He needed a new toy, not just any will suffice
    Especially when we're paying thirty-dollars retail price
    His legs are really chunky, they don't lock below the knees
    His doors have Rising Suns, with some random Japanese!


    Best. Verse. Ever.

    Anyone else think this song needs a YouTube video to go with it?

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    This Filk is gonna take 12 days to complete (so please bear with me) Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"...

    The Twelve Days of Festivus

    On the first day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
    A Rav bird on a Spud-bot!


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    On the second day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
    Two Turtle 'Cons
    And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot


    Last edited by GoktimusPrime; 15th December 2011 at 10:35 PM.

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    On the third day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
    Three bad Seekers
    Two Turtle 'Cons
    And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot

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    On the fourth day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
    Four cyber-birds
    Three bad Seekers
    Two Turtle 'Cons
    And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot

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    On the fifth day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
    Five Golden 'Bees!
    Four cyber-birds
    Three bad Seekers
    Two Turtle 'Cons
    And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot


    Note: Although this was technically posted on 18/12, I did take this photo on the 17/12! I'm just a few minutes over! (hey, it's still 17/12 in NT, SA and WA atm, right? )

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    On the sixth day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
    Six cassettes playing
    Five Golden 'Bees!
    Four cyber-birds
    Three bad Seekers
    Two Turtle 'Cons
    And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot

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    Oops, forgot to post last night even though I had the photo ready! Doing a double one for yesterday and today in this post.

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    On the seventh day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
    Seven robots swimming
    Six cassettes playing
    Five Golden 'Bees!
    Four cyber-birds
    Three bad Seekers
    Two Turtle 'Cons
    And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot

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