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    *tsk* I said double before and only posted one pic... <facepalms.self>

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    On the eighth day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
    Eight maids-a posing
    Seven robots swimming
    Six cassettes playing
    Five Golden 'Bees!
    Four cyber-birds
    Three bad Seekers
    Two Turtle 'Cons
    And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot

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    On the ninth day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
    Nine PlaySkools dancing
    Eight maids-a posing
    Seven robots swimming
    Six cassettes playing
    Five Golden 'Bees!
    Four cyber-birds
    Three bad Seekers
    Two Turtle 'Cons
    And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot

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    On the tenth day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
    Ten Legends parking
    Nine PlaySkools dancing
    Eight maids-a posing
    Seven robots swimming
    Six cassettes playing
    Five Golden 'Bees!
    Four cyber-birds
    Three bad Seekers
    Two Turtle 'Cons
    And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot

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    On the eleventh day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
    Eleven Go-Bots going
    Ten Legends parking
    Nine PlaySkools dancing
    Eight maids-a posing
    Seven robots swimming
    Six cassettes playing
    Five Golden 'Bees!
    Four cyber-birds
    Three bad Seekers
    Two Turtle 'Cons
    And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot

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    On the twelfth day of Festivus Lord Primus gave to me...
    Twelve Action Masters
    Eleven Go-Bots going
    Ten Legends parking
    Nine PlaySkools dancing
    Eight maids-a posing
    Seven robots swimming
    Six cassettes playing
    Five Golden 'Bees!
    Four cyber-birds
    Three bad Seekers
    Two Turtle 'Cons
    And a Rav bird on a Spud-bot

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    Sung to the tune of "Wouldn't It Be Nice?" by the Beach Boys.
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    Wouldn't it be nice if fans ran Hasbro
    Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
    To get Generation One done into
    Classics toys that we all really want

    You know that its gonna really make us happy
    When we can just stop repain-tiiiiing Bumblebees

    Wouldn't it be nice if we could make up
    A movie-verse with a good story line
    And after having spent the day with writers
    Pump out a film that can really shine

    Happy times together we've been spending
    Wishing Marvel G1 was neeever ending
    Wouldn't it be nice

    We could reissue as many G1 toys as we could do
    Maybe then we could have exclusive eHobby repaints too
    We could do Fort Maaax (We could do Fort Maaax)
    Then we could do Grand Maaax (Then we could do Grand Maaax)

    Wouldn't it be nice

    You know it seems the more we talk about it
    It only makes it worse to liiive without it
    But let's talk about it
    Wouldn't it be nice

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    OPTIMUS PRIME STYLE (sung to the tune of Gangnam Style)

    Optimus Prime Style
    Truck Prime Style

    Every day we play with toys made by Hasbro
    We go hunt at Toys R Us and deparment stores that we all know
    But finding no new toys doesn't make us feel placated
    It just makes us feel frustrated
    No more Bumblebees!
    That character's done to death and keeps on shelfwarming
    Why don't they give us new characters that we haven't seen?
    Nobody wants to have five hundred versions of Bumblebee
    No more shelfwarming

    Over in Japan, they have some new guys
    Like Leadfoot - Hey! - and Deluxe Soundwave - Hey!
    They have Quejack, but where is Mirage?
    What a gip! - Hey! - Not good enough - Hey!
    Arms Microns with those stickers drives us nuts

    Optimus Prime Style
    Truck Prime Style
    Op Op Op Op, Optimus Prime Style
    Truck Prime Style
    Eeeeh, TakaraTOMY
    Op Op Op Op, Optimus Prime Style
    Eeeeh, TakaraTOMY
    Op Op Op Op Eyeyeyeyeyey

    Changing from vehicles to robots is really just so cool
    As well as weapons and cassettes, animals and some ghouls
    If they scan it, they can use it as their current transformation
    "Let's Transform!" is their exclamation

    Robots in disguise
    Autobots and Decepticons fighting over land and sky
    Maximals, Predacons and Mini-Cons, some of them can fly
    Combining teams of robots merging to form what we call gestalts
    More than meets the eye
    War for Cybertron, Fall of Cybertron
    These are games - Hey! - We play online - Hey!
    For the convention, there is BotCon
    Far ahoy - Hey! - Exclusive toys - Hey!
    Get your eHobby toys right now don't be coy

    Optimus Prime Style
    Truck Prime Style
    Op Op Op Op, Optimus Prime Style
    Truck Prime Style
    Op Op Op Op, Optimus Prime Style
    Eeeeh, TakaraTOMY
    Op Op Op Op, Optimus Prime Style
    Eeeeh, TakaraTOMY
    Op Op Op Op Eyeyeyeyeyey

    Comic books, and cartoons on TV
    Baby baby, buy all the merchandising
    Transformers Prime, and IDW
    Baby baby, we read and watch everything
    You know what I'm saying?!

    Optimus Prime Style
    Eeeeh, TakaraTOMY
    Op Op Op Op, Optimus Prime Style
    Eeeeh, TakaraTOMY
    Op Op Op Op Eyeyeyeyeyey
    Optimus Prime Style

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime View Post
    OPTIMUS PRIME STYLE (sung to the tune of Gangnam Style)

    Optimus Prime Style
    Truck Prime Style

    Every day we play with toys made by Hasbro
    We go hunt at Toys R Us and deparment stores that we all know
    But finding no new toys doesn't make us feel placated
    It just makes us feel frustrated
    No more Bumblebees!
    That character's done to death and keeps on shelfwarming
    Why don't they give us new characters that we haven't seen?
    Nobody wants to have five hundred versions of Bumblebee
    No more shelfwarming

    Over in Japan, they have some new guys
    Like Leadfoot - Hey! - and Deluxe Soundwave - Hey!
    They have Quejack, but where is Mirage?
    What a gip! - Hey! - Not good enough - Hey!
    Arms Microns with those stickers drives us nuts

    Optimus Prime Style
    Truck Prime Style
    Op Op Op Op, Optimus Prime Style
    Truck Prime Style
    Eeeeh, TakaraTOMY
    Op Op Op Op, Optimus Prime Style
    Eeeeh, TakaraTOMY
    Op Op Op Op Eyeyeyeyeyey

    Changing from vehicles to robots is really just so cool
    As well as weapons and cassettes, animals and some ghouls
    If they scan it, they can use it as their current transformation
    "Let's Transform!" is their exclamation

    Robots in disguise
    Autobots and Decepticons fighting over land and sky
    Maximals, Predacons and Mini-Cons, some of them can fly
    Combining teams of robots merging to form what we call gestalts
    More than meets the eye
    War for Cybertron, Fall of Cybertron
    These are games - Hey! - We play online - Hey!
    For the convention, there is BotCon
    Far ahoy - Hey! - Exclusive toys - Hey!
    Get your eHobby toys right now don't be coy

    Optimus Prime Style
    Truck Prime Style
    Op Op Op Op, Optimus Prime Style
    Truck Prime Style
    Op Op Op Op, Optimus Prime Style
    Eeeeh, TakaraTOMY
    Op Op Op Op, Optimus Prime Style
    Eeeeh, TakaraTOMY
    Op Op Op Op Eyeyeyeyeyey

    Comic books, and cartoons on TV
    Baby baby, buy all the merchandising
    Transformers Prime, and IDW
    Baby baby, we read and watch everything
    You know what I'm saying?!

    Optimus Prime Style
    Eeeeh, TakaraTOMY
    Op Op Op Op, Optimus Prime Style
    Eeeeh, TakaraTOMY
    Op Op Op Op Eyeyeyeyeyey
    Optimus Prime Style
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    Transformers That I Used To Know (sung to the tune of Somebody That I Used To Know)

    [Collector]
    Now and then I think of how I like Transformers
    Like all the robots that are more than meets the eye
    Told myself Hasbro could do no wrong
    A completely awesome toy company
    But the Eighties was a decade I can still remember

    You can get addicted to a certain kind of plastic
    Like Furman said it never ends, it never ends
    So when Beast Wars came and we all were glad
    Transformers became a brand new fad
    But we still longed for vehicular Transformers

    But you didn't have to mess things up
    Let animators design robots as if the toys were nothing
    Remember that the toys came first
    Goin' back to this method is what we really thirst
    No the movies didn't have to blow
    Have Bumblebee become the hero and then badly shelf-warm
    The franchise didn't need that though
    This isn't Transformers that I used to know

    This isn't Transformers that I used to know
    This isn't Transformers that I used to know

    [Hasbro]
    Now and then I think of all the demands that Wal*Mart gives us
    They have us believing it was always something we should do
    But they don't want us to show restraint
    So we give them even more repaints
    And now they sit and sell real slow
    And I wouldn't see you hung up on Transformers that you used to know

    [Collector]
    But you didn't have to cut us off
    Make out like we stopped collecting and that we were nothing
    Remember that it's toys we hunt
    Prioritising the toyline is what we really want
    Animated didn't have to go
    Season 3 got interesting and then it got cancelled
    Prime is now the brand new show
    But it ain't the Transformers that I used to know

    Transformers
    (I used to know)
    Transformers
    Transformers
    (I used to know)
    Transformers

    (This isn't the Transformers that I used to know)

    (I used to know)
    (That I used to know)
    (I used to know)
    Transformers

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoktimusPrime View Post
    Transformers That I Used To Know (sung to the tune of Somebody That I Used To Know)

    [Collector]
    Now and then I think of how I like Transformers
    Like all the robots that are more than meets the eye
    Told myself Hasbro could do no wrong
    A completely awesome toy company
    But the Eighties was a decade I can still remember

    You can get addicted to a certain kind of plastic
    Like Furman said it never ends, it never ends
    So when Beast Wars came and we all were glad
    Transformers became a brand new fad
    But we still longed for vehicular Transformers

    But you didn't have to mess things up
    Let animators design robots as if the toys were nothing
    Remember that the toys came first
    Goin' back to this method is what we really thirst
    No the movies didn't have to blow
    Have Bumblebee become the hero and then badly shelf-warm
    The franchise didn't need that though
    This isn't Transformers that I used to know

    This isn't Transformers that I used to know
    This isn't Transformers that I used to know

    [Hasbro]
    Now and then I think of all the demands that Wal*Mart gives us
    They have us believing it was always something we should do
    But they don't want us to show restraint
    So we give them even more repaints
    And now they sit and sell real slow
    And I wouldn't see you hung up on Transformers that you used to know

    [Collector]
    But you didn't have to cut us off
    Make out like we stopped collecting and that we were nothing
    Remember that it's toys we hunt
    Prioritising the toyline is what we really want
    Animated didn't have to go
    Season 3 got interesting and then it got cancelled
    Prime is now the brand new show
    But it ain't the Transformers that I used to know

    Transformers
    (I used to know)
    Transformers
    Transformers
    (I used to know)
    Transformers

    (This isn't the Transformers that I used to know)

    (I used to know)
    (That I used to know)
    (I used to know)
    Transformers
    I'm really tempted to create this....
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