Inappropriate and bizarre toys

[griffin]

I stumbled across a youtube video today, and looked at a few related ones, about past toys that were inappropriate, bizarre, dangerous or offensive.
And it's not just obscure novelty toys either, as there are toys from big brands in these videos, including Lego (concentration camp), Barbie (pre-pubescent doll that can grow breasts, a pregnant doll, and a pole dancer doll), Dora (toy shaped like a sex toy), Cabbage Patch Dolls (a motorised mouth that would eat and crush kids fingers), Play-Doh (a mould and brown dough to make your own poo), Marvel (firing crotch missile) and Super Soaker (a clear-ish slime gun that you pump to make it fire).

Plus there are toys that are straight-jackets for kids, breast-feeding dolls that come with a vest with nipples for the young girl to wear, a kiddie stripper pole set, a pregnant baby doll toy, a Russian roulette toy, roadkill cat toy, inflatable Titanic slide, an insertable potty training device that creates shapes out of the toddler's poo to make the process more fun... and probably the most disturbing - a hairy baby doll that the kid can shave, which has bushes of hair in pubic places.

20 toys

10 toys

10 toys

10 toys

(some toys feature in multiple videos)

There were more related links that might have some other amusing toys in them.

[griffin]

And a video of 20 Dangerous toys.

(off-topic but was by the same channel - 20 real bizarre images)

[Sinnertwin]

Even better with the captions turned on

[lancalot]

i couldn't stop laughing.... how can toy like that actually get produce..!?

[drifand]

Seen the ET ones before, to be honest I was innocent back then and almost wanted one.

The Lego one is still shocking fun, I think it be worth money.

[drifand]

And a video of 20 Dangerous toys.

(off-topic but was by the same channel - 20 real bizarre images)

Noticed toy guns are a real popular item, to be honest they were not dangerous until morons take them to the banks.
I had realistic water m16 riffle and beratta and it was great fun.
Super soaker came along to remove all the realistic vibe.

Hong Kong has been selling air soft guns for years, you must realise how discipline are they having not banning such items.

[Slag]

I liked the creepiest toys.

[Handsprime]

Evil Stick anyone?

[griffin]

Evil Stick anyone?

I thought that was so funny that it was being sold as a toy wand, until they showed that the packaging actually says Evil Stick on it.
Even if it looked like a pretty pink wand, the complaining parent(s) should have been suspicious enough by the name and checked it out more, instead of complaining about something they willingly bought with the name "evil" on it for a toddler.

The related 20 creepy toys cracked me up too.